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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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  2. Toby

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    ER reads Yahoo News :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    " Joshua Gardner, 18, pulled the fearsome weapon from his trousers "
     
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    The court heard of Gardner’s troubled upbringing, including, at the age of 13, finding his brother dead from a seizure. The judge was also told the teenager claims to have been the victim of a kidnapping at the end of March, where he was held in a “trap house” for ten days and forced to sell drugs.


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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I'm sure his brother, Uphill, was diagnosed with bumflu.
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    One rule for darkies.......

    Proof positive.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Dindunuffin <laugh>
     
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  8. GroveRanger

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    I think you will find the correct term is troubled darkies.
     
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    Apologies.
     
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    The teenager, from Thornton Heath, who has a previous conviction for attempted robbery of a schoolboy while brandishing a pocket knife, has spent nearly six months in custody awaiting his trial.
    He walked free on Tuesday following the sentencing hearing on the condition he stays at home at night with his mother for the next nine months.

    Despite having a previous conviction for a knife related crime the judge thinks sending him home to be looked after by mammy is satisfactory. I would lay a small bet that his Moms didn't have a f.ucking clue as to his whereabouts when he was filmed brandishing a foot long knife. But she is expected to keep him in check for the next 9 months? I am sure we are all hopeful that he has finally learned his lesson and will be on the straight and narrow from now on.
     
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    <laugh>

    It's ****ing hilarious, couldn't make it up.
     
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    In order to ensure there is balance to this thread I must point out that not all knife wielding maniacs in London are troubled darkies.
     
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    The others are perfectly happy darkies
     
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    With a repressed dark underbelly.
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Ah well good luck in stopping knife crime in ye Merry Olde England if this is typical.
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

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    You're not wrong PC Plod.

    You would have kicked **** out of him before being dishonourably discharged.
     
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    He would have probably accidentally banged his face on the cell bars.
     
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    A fair cop one would surmise.
     
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    He's pretty dark, so no.
     
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  20. Easter Road 1980

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    That's bordering on racism.
     
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