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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Got **** at home, more on Mondat
     
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  2. Tobes

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    Not like you to be posting late at night mate, must be bad <laugh>
     
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  3. Tobes

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    I went to school up the road from where you lived in Woolton mate.
     
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  4. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    yeah i thought it was a bit odd <laugh>
     
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    Came home after a night on the lash and The Unit's got a man in?
     
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  6. Tobes

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    More likely her ‘mate’ <laugh>
     
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  7. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Maybe The units put him on a diet...
     
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  8. saintanton

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    Is she batting for the other side now? I must have missed that one.
     
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  9. Zanjinho

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    She does live with RHC. Enough to turn anyone...
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What a ****ing weekend <doh> The bloke from NPower came to fit the new meter last Thursday. The unit phones to say we still have a leak, so caps the gas off. My mate was supposed to have nailed it already. I called him and he said he couldn't get out until Saturday morning. I managed to borrow a couple of fan heaters from the Cheese, but we had no hot water and no cooker.

    I went to go to bed on Friday night. The mechanism on the handle has been deteriorating for a while, so I normally leave it ajar. I closed it by accident and it wouldn't open. The unit had to get a screwdriver and a pair of pliers to open the door. On Saturday morning, I had to boil a kettle for a shave <grr>

    My mate arrived on Saturday morning (this is the baseball bat man) and managed to isolate the leak to the unit's room. We had to move furniture out as he was going to have to take the floorboards up to get at the pipework. The furniture was left when I bought the house, and moving a chest of drawers revealed a big crack under the window. My mate then ****s off, arranging to come again on Sunday morning to repair the leak. I left him to it as I had to go Baccy Dave's for a shower. I was having a V & T at Dave's when he called to tell me he'd sorted the leak, but destroyed the laminate flooring in the process <doh> He's coming back at lunchtime today to put the floorboards back down and reconnect the boiler. It's going to be a big rug for the unit's room now <laugh> Hopefully, I'll have heat and hot water when I return home tonight, along with the Sunday roast I couldn't have yesterday <ok>

    Don't know what to to about the crack, as it's visible on the outside as well <yikes> Thanks **** I'm insured <ok>
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    so you've been trying to kill her with a fake gas leak... i knew you wanted rid but thats extreme.

    Luckily for her the crack in the wall saved her.
     
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  12. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    I may have missed it, but why is she called the unit?

    Fat ass.
     
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    No wonder it leaks.
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I've never thought to ask frankly. I guess it was cos she was part of furniture.
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Large unit <ok>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Ha ****ing ha <laugh>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Gas supply back on line. Sunday dinner tonight <ok>
     
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  18. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    It's Monday :bandit:
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I didn't have it yesterday, funnily enough.
     
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  20. Zanjinho

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    Since its Monday, does that mean you're having two dinners?
     
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