Off Topic How long is Jose Mourinho going to last in his dream job???

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How long is Jose Mourinho is going to last as Manchester United manager?.

  • One year

    Votes: 5 21.7%
  • Two years

    Votes: 8 34.8%
  • Three years

    Votes: 10 43.5%
  • Four years

    Votes: 1 4.3%
  • More than four years

    Votes: 3 13.0%
  • Don't know

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    23
  • Poll closed .
DECEMBER 2018
Southampton versus Man Utd 1:2 =3
Man Utd versus Arsenal 1:1 =1
Man Utd versus Fulham 2:1 =3
Liverpool versus Man Utd 3:0 =0
Cardiff versus Man Utd 1:3
Man Utd versus Huddersfield 2:0 =3
Man Utd versus Bournemouth 2:1 =3
JANUARY 2019
Newcastle versus Man Utd 2:1 =0

13 Points for Joe. Hope I am generous !<laugh><laugh><laugh>.
 
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And when the easier fixtures are out the way and he gets the points, be making out he's a ****ing genius again :emoticon-0119-puke:

TBF on the Man Utd [HASHTAG]#meltdown[/HASHTAG] channel I've been loling at they said last week they expect to win 10 games in a row but still want Mourinho out because the fixtures are all ones they expect to win anyway.

They didn't even win 1 in a row.
 
DECEMBER 2018

Southampton versus Man Utd
Man Utd versus Arsenal
Man Utd versus Fulham
Liverpool versus Man Utd
Cardiff versus Man Utd
Man Utd versus Huddersfield
Man Utd versus Bournemouth

JANUARY 2019
Newcastle versus Man Utd

How many point then?

We should have a lottery

7 in december. 21 possible points. I'm not bothered to work out what total is "impossible" bar 20. if there's another fine delete it.

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I'm going for 13 points. Copy and paste and fill in yours.

So basically you stole my how many points [HASHTAG]#poll[/HASHTAG] from last season
 
He doing this ****e on purpose to get the sack?

I'm sure PJ and Diego will be along soon to say he's a ****ing genius when really he is ******ed.
 
He doing this ****e on purpose to get the sack?

I'm sure PJ and Diego will be along soon to say he's a ****ing genius when really he is ******ed.

Yep, if he gets sacked while Man Utd are still mathematically in the race for top 4 then he gets a massive payout.

Once he's out of the race for top 4 he can be sacked with a slightly less obscene fee.

That's why he's now threatening to sabotage the CL run by playing a weakened side.
 
He has spent £360m <yikes> in two and a half years, but can't admit he has spent poorly and not got the best out of his own recruits
yep, always looking to deflect and whine he needs more money to correct his own mistakes.
 
why not?

he thinks he's special when it suits him lol.
He's just admitting once again what we all know - he can only buy success. It's unfair that he can't just go and pick whoever he wants from any team. God forbid he should actually try some management.