Dart players farting? Surely not.
I don't think I've ever seen "farting" in a BBC headline before. Lord Reith must be turning in his grave.
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I don't think I've ever seen "farting" in a BBC headline before. Lord Reith must be turning in his grave.
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Still one of those occasions that can't help but bring a smile to your face.
Bit like Brian Johnston corpsing after saying Ian Botham couldn't get his leg over.
In the immortal words of Sid Waddell:
"Jocky Wilson, what an athlete."
Darts at its best:
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I reckon the kid got his own back though.
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A woman asked me if I had any kids, I said "I've one that's just under two"
She got irate and said "I may be blonde, but I know how many one is".
She got irate and said "I may be blonde, but I know how many one is".
You know the Canary Islands? There's no Canaries there. Same as the Virgin Islands. There's no Canaries there either.
I was interviewing a blonde girl today for a secretarial job, and got round to some questions about personality.
"If you only had one flaw, what would it be?" I asked.
"Easy," she said, "A bungalow."
"If you only had one flaw, what would it be?" I asked.
"Easy," she said, "A bungalow."
Brian Cobby, the voice of BTs speaking clock has died at 83, due to health issues.
I think it was after his third stroke.
I think it was after his third stroke.
Using up your christmas crackers early?
Someone disagrees
And he don't like you laughing
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He don't have no name, silly.
True, it's for cheese as well.
Chazz is 54 today. Very pleased to have got this far.
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Happy Birthday to the purveyor of the finest match threads...Chazz is 54 today. Very pleased to have got this far.
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