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Tim Hortons

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Nov 14, 2018.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Tim Hortons is thinking twice about coming over.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    He has a racist penis ?
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    What kind of social misfit would buy 50 fùcking doughnuts?
     
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  4. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    You two having a lovers tiff?
     
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  5. pineappleupsidedown

    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Ahem
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Could I just clear this up for the record, I am short but not fat. In fact these days I am looking rather buff down the gym in my one size too small muscle t-shirts. My muscle density makes me technically overweight though but at least now my moobs look more like pecs.

    Thank you.
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Pics or gtf
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ^^^^ short, fat bastard with moobs like Sam Fox
     
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  9. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Sam Fox though, eh? Isn't she a rug muncher now? Used to get pumped by the singer in Kiss back in the day iirc.
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I know some woman who lives just outside of Nice who snogged her once, so you may well be correct. <ok>
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    This is either a cry for help, a mental breakdown or a butthurt Simon because I called Brexiters thick.

    Might even be a bit of all of the above tbph.
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I thought you were mates,did SN not meet up with you?
     
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  13. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Yep but he decided to start hating me because I don't think Brexit is a good idea and I don't hate black people/Muslims.

    I'm definitely the bad person here.
     
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  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I like you both. Now, stop fighting or I’ll punch both your ****s in.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ^^^ am gonny chib this ****
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Last time you held a knife yer finger came aff. Pipe doon, Allen.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Good point. I'd best use a baseball bat.
     
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  19. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Chib is a bladed weapon where I come from.

    You are a weapon ya blade

    Lol
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I agreed with ye ya bellend <laugh>

    That's why I'm switching to a baseball bat. Coocadens underpass 7pm. Be there ya ****ebag
     
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