Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Well, the fact that I do not have my eyes glued to the screen, drooling, as I follow the ball, proves quite clearly that I am not a *****.

 

No.

 

Does your cat do it for you?

 

You do know that it's inevitable that Big Sam is going to end up at your club, though, don't you, mate?

 

As inevitable as Spurs collapse over the next year or so?

Unfortunately yes.

 

There’s plenty of proof that you are a ***** though, it far outweighs you not watching your own game, we all know you’re scrolling the bbc chat ****e.

 

They won’t collapse mate, they’ll just have to start selling players like the Arsenal did when they paid off their new stadium.

 

These last few years will be seen as a glory era though once they're no longer qualifying for CL.

Some actually think they've mad the big time

 

There’ll be a statue of Harry Winks holding the top 4 spoon.

 

Hadn’t thought about it. Easy train ride, could do!

 

And an image into seats of Kane holding the trophy given for being the first man to claim 6 own goals as his in a season.

 

Only a matter of time for Spurs.

 

Not exactly far is it mate, I might even come along!

 

Yeah no chance they don't win here. Palace haven't won at home all season and are missing Zaha.

Easy 3-0 win in the second half for Spurs.

 

It's a shame that you have to resort to wummery, Libs.

 

Don't think that we don't know what you're doing, Libs.

 

I'm doing three things, actually, Tel

I'm having great fun wumming on this board.

I'm watching the match.

And I'm practising Black Dog by Led Zepplin.

 

It's a shame to see you resorting to wummery Hiag.

 

I wasn't wumming you with my Big Sam comments, though, Libs.

 

Yeah yeah, you must think I was born yesterday mate

Or that my name is Fosse.