Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

[Star of David Bardsley]

Spurs are getting beat, i bet you have your cock out.

Europa League hopes hanging by a thread here, which might provoke some lighthearted banter on here.

 

[PINKIE]

Pissing all over these cloggy ****s, we should be smashing them.

You've got Aurier in your team mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Using HIAG's logic, either he knows **** all about football or Poch knows **** all about football.

Nice try, mate.

 

[PINKIE]

Nice try, mate.

So Alderweireld is worth £10m then ?

 

[Commachio]

Nice try, mate.

Is it half time?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Vertonghen’s been injured for about three weeks, mate. Not expected to return til December.

As for who’s better, I’d say Vertonghen probably does actually just edge it. Won our POTS award last season.

Don't bother trying to discuss footy, bro. It's only @Tel yeah?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

So Alderweireld is worth £10m then ?

More like £40m.

 

[PINKIE]

More like £40m.

So you know **** all then, as you said he was worth £10m

Thanks for confirming

 

[Commachio]

More like £40m.

Is it half time?

 

[Bald Archie]

**** this, off down the local for the second half. A few whiskey chasers needed.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

So you know **** all then, as you said he was worth £10m

Thanks for confirming

I net you every time.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Don't bother trying to discuss footy, bro. It's only @Tel yeah?

Talking to you about football is like trying to get sense out of a farm animal mate.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Is it half time?

Heading to the bar, Commie .

 

[PINKIE]

I net you every time.

No, you **** up every time. Called it earlier

[HASHTAG]#calledit[/HASHTAG]

 

[BobbyD]

Don't lie, you are sat there squinting at your laptop frapping away.

Frapping away with the radio on, wenger poster to the side and hiags prediction loaded up on his laptop

 

[Tel (they/them)]

HIAG says he’s at the match. I bet his phone camera is broken again.

 

[Commachio]

Heading to the bar, Commie .

Take a picture. Prove that you are there.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Frapping

 

[BobbyD]

Europa League hopes hanging by a thread here, which might provoke some lighthearted banter on here.

Spurs could potentially finish with 1 point in this group. All part of levys master plan to lower expectations

 

[PINKIE]

Talking to you about football is like trying to get sense out of a farm animal mate.

A farm animal that's fallen in a slurry pit