Pinocchiotina:
All
- Premier League Manager of the Month: October 2013, September 2015, February 2016, April 2017
Mourinho:
Porto
Chelsea
- Primeira Liga: 2002–03, 2003–04
- Taça de Portugal: 2002–03
- Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira: 2003
- UEFA Champions League: 2003–04
- UEFA Cup: 2002–03
Internazionale
- Premier League: 2004–05, 2005–06, 2014–15
- FA Cup: 2006–07[226]
- Football League Cup: 2004–05, 2006–07,[226] 2014–15
- FA Community Shield: 2005[226]
Real Madrid
- Serie A: 2008–09, 2009–10
- Coppa Italia: 2009–10
- Supercoppa Italiana: 2008
- UEFA Champions League: 2009–10
Manchester United
Individual
- EFL Cup: 2016–17
- FA Community Shield: 2016
- UEFA Europa League: 2016–17
- Onze d'Or Coach of the Year: 2005
- FIFA World Coach of the Year: 2010
- IFFHS World's Best Club Coach: 2004,[229] 2005,[229] 2010,[229] 2012
- Premier League Manager of the Season: 2004–05, 2005–06, 2014–15
- Premier League Manager of the Month: November 2004, January 2005, March 2007
- Serie A Manager of the Year: 2008–09,[230] 2009–10
- Albo Panchina d'Oro: 2009–10
- Miguel Muñoz Trophy: 2010–11, 2011–12
- UEFA Manager of the Year: 2002–03,2003–04
- UEFA Team of the Year: 2003, 2004,2005, 2010
- World Soccer Magazine World Manager of the Year: 2004,2005, 2010
- World Soccer Magazine Greatest Manager (Active): 2013
- European Coach of the Year—Alf Ramsey Award: 2010
- BBC Sports Personality of the Year Coach Award: 2005
- La Gazzetta dello Sport Man of the Year: 2010
- International Sports Press Association Best Manager in the World: 2010
- Prémio Prestígio Fernando Soromenho: 2012
- Football Extravaganza's League of Legends (2011)
- Globe Soccer Awards Best Coach of the Year: 2012
- Globe Soccer Awards Best Media Attraction in Football: 2012
- Portuguese Coach of the Century: 2015
- PFA Portuguese Manager of the Year: 2017
- LMA Performances of the Week: 2 December 2017 (Arsenal 1–3 Man.Utd), 7 April 2018 (Man.City 2–3 Man.
Happy to help Quents ... anything to help you with your footballing knowledge mate![]()
Pixie is so rattled that I've forced him to post the same thing twice!
He must have been fuming when he made those posts, poor bastard!
Me, I was busy making money.
The team that can't score against the team that can't defend. 1-0 via an OG?Huddersfield v Fulham tonight, I'm salivating already
The team that can't score against the team that can't defend. 1-0 via an OG?
They both play decent football, but are massively flawed.I think it’ll be a good game. A draw isn’t worth much to either.
Have backed Fulham as I don’t think they can be as **** as they have been and Huddersfield are really awful.
Huddersfield v Fulham tonight, I'm salivating already

They both play decent football, but are massively flawed.
Fulham bought a whole new team in the summer and they look completely disorganised as a result, conceding constantly.
Huddersfield pass the ball around nicely and work hard, but they don't have a goal threat throughout the team or a decent striker.
It's like the reverse of the unstoppable force and immovable object thing.
Great effort that.
Pretty sure it was an overhit pass.
When did they sign Long?
I fully expect them to sign Long in January. He’ll play sixteen games and score twice.
That's optimistic.
I'd rather offload Charlie though.
That's optimistic.
I'd rather offload Charlie though.

Just because that **** can’t get a tune out of him doesn’t mean he’s not got it.