Off Topic The Burly Arms

Any of you lads look at a bird and think ‘she’s tidy for an older woman’


and then realise she’s the same age as you.


Or younger ....

 

There's obviously something you want to tell us.

 

I’m getting old

 

Turned up for the second day of s supposed two day training course to be told it is infact only a one day course

Trip home for a fry up and a smoke is definitely in order before going to back to work.

 

as tel says, its hilarious, thats one theatre show you should deffo see.

 

I bougt all my stuff last week, cost about 2K, but its gonna be the bollocks. Next 3 days I'll be moving stuff over. Got a van saturday for sofas and coffee table etc.

After the school run im heading straight over to do some bits.

Most importantly my son ****ing loves the place. It is nice tbf, really happy with my choice. Expensive but worth it imo

 

Could you not get your new stuff delivered ?

 

Good trade

..... on a serious note, all the best with the move

 

Reminds me of when i was in a club in Chicago, an older bird came up to me who was bang tidy and obviously interested.

I was thinking to myself i hope she has a beautiful daughter. Then he said to me have you ever had a mother daughter threesome, Boom!

Thought, wow shes reading my mind. I said well no i haven't. She took me home, took my coat and yelled upstairs Mum get down here.

 

Im in boys.... essentials first..

 

Now im gonna test some fancy ****ing frying pan that says you can fry an egg without oil....

****s think I'm stupid? We'll see.

 

Enjoy.

 

Anyone remember this?

 

It ****ing worked. No oil and a perfect fried egg.

Amazing.

 

Sat in the boozer that is 20 seconds from my house and its a banger. Decent boozer.... some Rock band tonight, not my thing but they have live music every Friday and Saturday...

I can see the pub from my back garden. Is that a good tjing or ****ing tragic.

Fit birds in here though

 

Half n Half scarf pride of place above the fireplace Sky?

Only kidding mate, enjoy your new home pal, I hope you make lots of great memories there

I’ve just polished off a set of hot wings and Warrior Burger at TGIF and a couple of Sam Adams. Noyce.

 

Dangerous

You’ll have your own tankard hung up behind the bar by the end of the month.

 

****ed work right off today to go surfing instead. Never a wrong decision that

 

It’s nice to have a decent boozer in easy walking distance.

If you’re going out on the pull though I’d go further afield. Too much on your own doorstep that one.

 

Watching The Lord of the Rings, top film.