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[Zanjinho]

Can't find the getting paid to thread, so it's on here. I've just **** something resembling the length and girth of a ****ing anaconda with NO snap-off until the very end. Must have swallowed it in Mexico without knowing

I knew you'd join us eventually

PS... just done the same

 

[jenners04]

I knew you'd join us eventually

PS... just done the same

i would hate to share a prison cell with you 2 ****ers, probably watch me take a ****

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

****ing hell I got off the bus from Warrington in Northwich this morning and was walking to the stop to get the bus up here. I thought I want some tea tonight. I haven't had a Coward's Pie in ages. I must ask the unit next time she goes to Warrington market. I haven't had one in well over a year and they're fantastic.

I've just been outside for a *** and was going to call a mete. There was a text from Vic in my inbox "Pie, mash and peas tonight" and a second text said "Coward's Pie" <yikes" What are the chances of that?

 

[saintanton]

****ing hell I got off the bus from Warrington in Northwich this morning and was walking to the stop to get the bus up here. I thought I want some tea tonight. I haven't had a Coward's Pie in ages. I must ask the unit next time she goes to Warrington market. I haven't had one in well over a year and they're fantastic.

I've just been outside for a *** and was going to call a mete. There was a text from Vic in my inbox "Pie, mash and peas tonight" and a second text said "Coward's Pie" <yikes" What are the chances of that?

She's a keeper.

 

[Garlic Klopp]

****ing hell I got off the bus from Warrington in Northwich this morning and was walking to the stop to get the bus up here. I thought I want some tea tonight. I haven't had a Coward's Pie in ages. I must ask the unit next time she goes to Warrington market. I haven't had one in well over a year and they're fantastic.

I've just been outside for a *** and was going to call a mete. There was a text from Vic in my inbox "Pie, mash and peas tonight" and a second text said "Coward's Pie" <yikes" What are the chances of that?

Spooky. Need to get someone on the case there may be aliens involved, or a conspiracy theory. If only there was someone on the site who was into that kind of thing.

 

[Zanjinho]

****ing hell I got off the bus from Warrington in Northwich this morning and was walking to the stop to get the bus up here. I thought I want some tea tonight. I haven't had a Coward's Pie in ages. I must ask the unit next time she goes to Warrington market. I haven't had one in well over a year and they're fantastic.

I've just been outside for a *** and was going to call a mete. There was a text from Vic in my inbox "Pie, mash and peas tonight" and a second text said "Coward's Pie" <yikes" What are the chances of that?

FFS x2

 

[Zanjinho]

She's a keeper.

Her name Alisson?

 

[saintanton]

Her name Alisson?

No.

 

[Zanjinho]

No.

That killed it

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Those are some of my favourite ****s

Reminds me of the Sound of Music.


Poopdrops on roses and whiskers on ****tens,
Bright copper discharge, warm wooly droppins
Brown smeared skid marks from excreted bungs,
These are few of my favourite dungs,

Cream coloured poopsies, and crisp craple streudels,
Rank smells and fart bells,
And ****z from the poodles,
Wild geese that defecate from an anus sprung
These are a few of my favorite dung

When the dog blights,
When the bee dings,
When I'm feeling gas,
I simple remember my favorite dungs
And then I just let one pass.

 

[saintanton]

That killed it

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[organic red]

Reminds me of the Sound of Music.


Poopdrops on roses and whiskers on ****tens,
Bright copper discharge, warm wooly droppins
Brown smeared skid marks from excreted bungs,
These are few of my favourite dungs,

Cream coloured poopsies, and crisp craple streudels,
Rank smells and fart bells,
And ****z from the poodles,
Wild geese that defecate from an anus sprung
These are a few of my favorite dung

When the dog blights,
When the bee dings,
When I'm feeling gas,
I simple remember my favorite dungs
And then I just let one pass.

..........Busy day mate?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

She's a keeper.

I never have understood that phrase. Care to enlighten me?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Reminds me of the Sound of Music.


Poopdrops on roses and whiskers on ****tens,
Bright copper discharge, warm wooly droppins
Brown smeared skid marks from excreted bungs,
These are few of my favourite dungs,

Cream coloured poopsies, and crisp craple streudels,
Rank smells and fart bells,
And ****z from the poodles,
Wild geese that defecate from an anus sprung
These are a few of my favorite dung

When the dog blights,
When the bee dings,
When I'm feeling gas,
I simple remember my favorite dungs
And then I just let one pass.

[HASHTAG]#fixation[/HASHTAG]

 

[saintanton]

I never have understood that phrase. Care to enlighten me?

Worth keeping.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Having the pie tonight

 

[saintanton]

Having the pie tonight

What's a Coward's Pie anyway? Does it run away when you try to eat it?

 

[luvgonzo]

What's a Coward's Pie anyway? Does it run away when you try to eat it?

It's a brand I think and just a steak pie.

 

[lfcpower]

Seems to be a pie from a particular pie shop in Frodsham

 

[saintanton]

Do they do a Cowardy Custard pie?