Sarri’s assistant tried to get in his face and wind him up. It worked and Maureen tried to chase him down the tunnel...
I expect to be set upon by Chelsea fans but it's indisputable that these kinds of incidents follow the club around, regardless of who the manager is. I think Sarri comes across very well but his assistant behaved like a twat.
Only fat people go to food festivals mate, you been sloggin vegan scoop straight into big gyals mouth.
Posh fat is the best fat I’ll give you that. It’s tighter fat. Not that cheap Iceland fat, dem ‘**** that nigga ate too many tempura prawns 18 for £1’ type of fat. The **** that ripples. When they ripplin and got that arse that’s like 3cm wide at the bottom and a metre at the top, like a flat shield... type of fat girls y’all find in B&M buying some mega family pack of gravy. Posh fat is much better. But still... fat tho.
Surely even our Geordie brothers would say that Dowse has a strong Geordie accent http://www.wokingfc.co.uk/tv/v/1069/2/
Usually covered in flannel tracky bottoms too. The biggest arse you've ever seen but you could still hold a spirit level flat to it.
Dem kind. You have to go to special places like Rochdale and Grimsby to find the best ones. They wear like a stretchy jeans sorta thing, with something ‘sporty’ on top like they ever done any ****in sport, only time they do any thing sporty’s when they think they gonna miss the ice cream van so they chuck stuff at the niggas van to stop him driving off. Matthew is destined to be pied by one of these chunky hogs before resigning himself to eternal virginity.
Often accompanied with some hideous Wolf howling at the moon fleece on top. please log in to view this image
She’s in CEX I can smell her odour from here man, she smell like her tumble drier is on the blink, she damp as **** but she don’t give a **** cos she wants to see if she can get Guitar Hero 4 on tick.
