I’m only watching it because of Andre Gomes.
Do you fancy him?
I’m only watching it because of Andre Gomes.
Not like he'll ever get a chance under JoseI’m only watching it because of Andre Gomes.
I'm not gay.
Oops wrong account.
He's tall enough to play CBNot like he'll ever get a chance under Jose
Boring team.Hope Everton win - Palace get right on my tits.
Wide by Sigurdsson.
Especially Arsenal v Leicester, since it pits the 'Pede against itself in a delicious wumfest spectacle.
I have my microwaveable popcorn waiting in the cupboard.

Although I’m half-watching the match, your commentary makes me feel like I’m there.
Always makes me laugh when people on here post things like Zaha 1 nil! We're watching it ffs.Always makes me laugh when people on here post things like Zaha 1 nil! We're watching it ffs.
Refs just put his arm up and pointed for an Everton throw.Early corner to Palace.