Matth_2014

[Tel (they/them)]

It’s too early to buy your Halloween pumpkin. It’s my specialist subject.

Not for Halloween mate, for sticking his tagger in.

 

[Stan]

Not for Halloween mate, for sticking his tagger in.

Ah right. Yeah you can do that any time.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Because I’m not a weird person.

You live in a skip and look like a ******ed toad.

 

[Matth_2014]

Gnomes are people too you know.

No they’re not.

 

[Stan]

No they’re not.

Yes they are.

 

[Spurlock]

I haven’t got the time, I’m off now.

When are you coming online?

We are all going to have a chat...but we need you present

 

[Spurlock]

No they’re not.

You've got a poor attitude towards other people Matthew

 

[luvgonzo]

Gnomes are people too you know.

He's clearly gnomeist.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

You've got a poor attitude towards other people Matthew

Probably something to do with the fact that he’s a complete mong.

 

[FosseFilberto]

If @brb would disable Matthew’s blocking function I’d be able to fix all of this with minimum fuss.

I could do that for you ... but first you'll need to verify your account by sending me your bank details, PIN and a recent picture of your wife's tits ... for security.

 

[Commachio]

I could do that for you ... but first you'll need to verify your account by sending me your bank details, PIN and a recent picture of your wife's tits ... for security.

Go to bed fosse ffs

 

[FosseFilberto]

Go to bed fosse ffs

You are not his wife ... albeit you are a tit...

 

[Commachio]

You are not his wife ... albeit you are a tit...

And you have the nerve to complain about hiags overuse of commas, how many full stops?

Have you got marmalade stuck to your finger?

 

[FosseFilberto]

And you have the nerve to complain about hiags overuse of commas, how many full stops?

Have you got marmalade stuck to your finger?

it's called an ellipsis ... you large pimple on the world's bottom ...

 

[Commachio]

it's called an ellipsis ... you large pimple on the world's bottom ...

No, it's called being a knobber, Mr. Marmalade fingers.

 

[Bodinki]

I don’t bum gnomes.

FFS

You know Gnomes aren't real right?

 

[FosseFilberto]

FFS

You know Gnomes aren't real right?

Just your 'type'

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[FosseFilberto]

No, it's called being a knobber, Mr. Marmalade fingers.

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[Bodinki]

Just your 'type'

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Thats a male gnome, what you think I am some kind of ***got!?

 

[Commachio]

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Cracking post flossy

You should be Metths mentor.