Where is Fez?

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Aw **** forgot about Fez, He was the one ****er who came to relieve me outside camp Allam in Kirkella. I promised I'd be back. 18 months ago.I forgot to tell anyone. Hey ho, so we know where we'll find him. I promise you he will have some stories for us re Elmo sneaking in, Saudis too.
 
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Aw **** forgot about Fez, He was the one ****er who came to relieve me outside camp Allam in Kirkella. I promised I'd be back. 18 months ago.I forgot to tell anyone. Hey ho, so we know where we'll find him. I promise you he will have some stories for us re Elmo sneaking in, Saudis too.
Came to ‘relieve’ you?
Don’t cheapen it like that. He said it was love :emoticon-0104-surpr
 
How about that bloke who kept banging on about 'a tiger's arsehole'?

Thinking on, I can't strictly remember his purpose. I think he was either comparing tigers' arseholes or comparing everything to the merits or perhaps shape to a tiger's arsehole.

One thing I'm sure of, he wanted to see them, or more of them.

Maybe that's why he left.
 
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That was my proudest moment on here. I showed him up for the idiot he was and the embarrassment was clearly too much for the sad twat.

Must admit, I can't recall how it all ended so danke sehr.

Wonder if he's now a voyeur like Fez/TOM, or he just perma-****ed off elsewhere?