If you moved abroad...

The ones in Albania arrive by donkey apparently, but the coke is much cheaper.

 

And cut with glass.

 

Makes a change from laxatives and Ketamine I suppose

 

Yeah and lidocaine or whatever it is

A lot of legal highs these days too.

 

Novocaine and speed is what everything here is cut with

 

Mummy .

They’re talking scary stuff again

 

I don't think there's anything I'd miss as it's all accessible now. The pubs are pretty ****, fish and chips I can live without, all TV is online anyway.

 

You sure you wouldn't miss Spoons?

That great British icon.

 

The fish and chips here is better than just about anything I’ve eaten in the UK.

We’re on the coast, the fish is fresh every day.

 

Most places on the British coast have top fish and chips, the cod is superb at a couple of chippies I use.

No idea about inland, although I do know one back home that's also very good so they can't be all bad.

 

The problem with the UK is that the underclass are becoming increasingly influential.

 

Dont worry they sell cola all over the place.

 

Wish that was true in the US. Even on the coast you'll see places that advertise "British style fish and chips"... But the batter is all wrong.

I've not once had proper fish and chips in the US.

 

It’s mostly Brits cooking it here, although there are some Spanish, I like beer batter.

 

Beer batter and good oil. Its what its about

 

We do fish n chips here in beer batter, the fish is Dory and has a similar taste n texture of cod.

 

I live on the coast and don't eat fish and chips. We supposedly have some of the best chip shops around, according to Rick Stein and other fishy ****ers.

Love fish. Just batter and chips makes me wanna sleep for about 2 days.

 

Think you’ll find that’s the 5/6 pints you have with it!..,

 

Probably....

But the batter I find so sickly, and a portion of chips could feed a family. Price of fish and chips is so expensive these days too. Might as well eat out tbh.

 

Depends where you eat . we went to the George in Fordingbridge for lunch on Monday . £9.50 for a croque Madame ( SP ) basically Cheese on toast with ham and an egg on top