Off Topic Your breaking point..

[Zanjinho]

Put it this way, by the time I'd finished, Sky was showered, dressed and on his third pint.

And you left the eight women with your dildo to sort themselves out?

 

[Tel (they/them)]

I think it goes without saying folk would do their best to defend their family in the event of a threat to kids/wives safety.

Things have changed nowadays though, you can't even tell a yoot to STFU no more or they'll stick a blade in ya.

 

[Burly Hurley]

Sorry... extremely hung over today.

Went out with work colleagues yesterday. Met at 6pm, got home at 4:30 this morning.

8 birds and 2 blokes, ****ing funny night tbf.

Thanks for the heads-up mate

Sounds like you were outnumbered. Always happy to help out in those circumstances!

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

If anyone did anything nasty to my daughter, I hope my main concern would be about her well being rather than seeking vengeance.

Got in a couple of bundles at football. Got stabbed at one game, only a couple of stitches though. Still went into shock though, not enjoyable

 

[Blueman]

I think it goes without saying folk would do their best to defend their family in the event of a threat to kids/wives safety.

Things have changed nowadays though, you can't even tell a yoot to STFU no more or they'll stick a blade in ya.

Stab them first mate, then tell them to STFU.

 

[NSIS]

Stab them first mate, then tell them to STFU.

That’s the secret to looking after yourself and your family. Don’t wait for them to stab you, stab them first. In fact, stab them before they even thought about stabbing you.

You can’t be too careful nowadays

 

[brb]

Why we going all stabby, can't i just shoot them in the bolloxs?

 

[NSIS]

Why we going all stabby, can't i just shoot them in the bolloxs?

That is, of course, another course of action that should be considered.

 

[Blueman]

Why we going all stabby, can't i just shoot them in the bolloxs?

That comes after the stabbing mate.

 

[brb]

That comes after the stabbing mate.

Can't i stab them afterwards?

 

[NSIS]

Can't i stab them afterwards?

To be safe, ask them if they’re dead. Be careful though, lots of em are lying bastards, especially the ones that say ‘Yes’

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

He once called someone a bitch

Yes but it was his dog so it doesn't count.

 

[Blueman]

Can't i stab them afterwards?

**** it mate, just stab them in the bollocks.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I really don't get angry. I have to force myself to get angry.

My wife always found it amusing when I would tell the kids off when they were small.

 

[Commachio]

Mine varies from mood to mood.

 

[Sweats]

Mine varies from math to math .

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

I don't have a red mist blip out feature , but I have calmly knocked random people out sucker punch style whilst out on the piss .
As others have stated come after my family or harm my kids and I'll happily put you in a boot drive you out to the woods and torture you to death though .

Just to clarify.

sucker punch
INFORMAL
noun

1. 1.
   an unexpected punch or blow.

verb

1. 1.
   hit (someone) with an unexpected punch or blow.
   "his father sucker-punched him and knocked him out"

I have been in a situation where someone is spoiling for a fight and it's inevitable something is going to kick off.

Rather than get glassed or punched unexpectedly i have punched first and walked away without getting hurt.

I don't enjoy fighting it's primitive .