Match Day Thread Fulham v Watford.

Fulham v Watford.​

This Saturday Watford travel to the Cottage to play Joka's Fulham. The kick off is at 6:30am here, so I will be looking just like the Joka does on the touchline, a smiling bundle of joy.

He was, however, a great manager for us and supposedly due to wage demands was let go despite dragging us to the Prem. I do hope the Joka gets some mild appreciation from the away fans. After Al-Fayad sold his football toy near to his bigish shop the wonderful statue to the king of pop should have been taken down but the wacky journey didn't stop there for Fulham.

Fulham then got bought by a half Pakistani/Septic-tank (Yes, that is how the Aussie's refer to them) trillionzillionaire who is the face of the American dream according to Forbe's magazine. With that tash I am unsure. But he has bought Fulham up and wants a piece of Wembley too. Some people want it all hey, he also owns a NFL team and many other things I assume.

Now he's splashed out some $ on new players for Fulham but a bit less crazily than West Ham United. Fulham have managed L-L-W-D-L so far in the season as the Joka tries to mould his new recruits and Championship team into a Prem force.

Watford have surprised even the most optimistic of Hornet followers with a W-W-W-W-L run so far only for Gracia to still be beaming like a crazy lunatic after being beaten by ManUre last out, he is now as we speak still polishing his manager of the month award like Golumn with his precious ring.

Watford were as good on the road as a learner driver last season so we can only hope for another win to steady the Pozzo ship. No team news to follow as it'll be the same as last week I assume.

¡¡ENJOY THE GAME COYH COYH COYH!!​

 

Very good luck to the Golden Boys

 

Nice on Mex, thanks.
I wonder why it's ok to call Yanks "septic tanks" but if we used a similar synonym for Pakistani's the PC brigade would be out in force!

 

Seppies actually! But yeah, I apologies for the unPCness.

 

I will be in the same place as the last time we played away at Fulham and will watch it over lunch in the same hotel. Ok last time it was an evening meal but I still think it is a good omen but not sure we will score 5 again.

 

Deeney is due a hat trick and Peraya hasn't scored away from home yet

 

Well it's no worse than using 'sweaty socks'. It appears to be ok. because there is nothing discriminatory about socks, or sweaty ones. Cockney rhymning slang was made to circumvent PC.

 

I am going to miss this one completely as I will be travelling.

 

I shall be there!

 

No apology needed, all this PC nonsence drives me mad, I was trying to start a bit of a dialog!

 

me to is there a pub that everyone is meeting up at

 

Not to my knowledge. I will probably do my drinking post-match. I will get back to you.

 

Thanks guys for wetting the apetite. Bit harsh though on the gaffer. If I had such a trophy I'd enjoy it for a while

I'm not worried about the ManUre result. We played well and with a bit of luck could have got a point.

However, this will be a far better indicator. If we are as good as we have appeared in 5 games we should win this. Their only win in the prem was against a Burnley who were drugged up with European football.

And as Mex says we look like we'll field a settled side with no injuries or bans.

So I'll get the ball rolling and suggest we'll lose 3-1

 

Excellent analysis.... my sentiments entirely


however i will probably dance around the living room if we win 1-0 with a Fulham own goal!.

 

Can we have a video of that?

 

Lawro goes for his usual defeat !!

 

I'm going to head for The Crabtree, Rainville Road, W6 9HA. On the riverside about a ten minutes walk to the ground along the Thames Path.

https://www.footballgroundguide.com...raven-cottage-fulham.html#apubs-for-away-fans

 

il like to meet up but i think i have to go to the rocket near putney bridge

 

A wetherspoons, no less.