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There is a little brown fruit called a “kiwi”.
Some people call it a “Chinese gooseberry“.
It is shaped like an egg, and very hairy.
It is named after a bird in New Zealand.
They are a tasty treat when they are on hand.
Cut it open, and see it is green inside.
Popularity is something not denied.
Seeds of the fruit are embedded in a ring.
Sweet and tangy juice has this edible thing.
Flavor like strawberries make my taste buds sing.
Found in the tropical Southern Hemisphere,
they grow domestically in abundance here.
When in season, they are much lower in price.
So go to your produce store for something nice
 
There is a little brown fruit called a “kiwi”.
Some people call it a “Chinese gooseberry“.
It is shaped like an egg, and very hairy.
It is named after a bird in New Zealand.
They are a tasty treat when they are on hand.
Cut it open, and see it is green inside.
Popularity is something not denied.
Seeds of the fruit are embedded in a ring.
Sweet and tangy juice has this edible thing.
Flavor like strawberries make my taste buds sing.
Found in the tropical Southern Hemisphere,
they grow domestically in abundance here.
When in season, they are much lower in price.
So go to your produce store for something nice
very good

lucky it tastes like strawberrys
are they back on the shelves yet
 
All you Kiwi fans can now buy our exclusive range of Kiwi loving merchandise only from UTRs products<ok>

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T shirt only £25000

Mugs from only £1000

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You would be a mug not to send UTRs £1k for one of these:emoticon-0148-yes:

I wont bother throwing in one of these hats on any order over £200+k

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All you Kiwi fans can now buy our exclusive range of Kiwi loving merchandise only from UTRs products<ok>

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T shirt only £25000

Mugs from only £1000

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You would be a mug not to send UTRs £1k for one of these:emoticon-0148-yes:

I wont bother throwing in one of these hats on any order over £200+k

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Does that last image, the cap say.....
My ass belongs to Kiwi?

If so, some major gender neutralling happening here..... not that there's anything wrong with that.