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WE LOVE YOU KIWI
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LOVE YOU MAN
WE LOVE YOU KIWI
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LOVE YOU MAN
No you didn't did you...If I had the time
I'd think up a witty rhyme
But as I dont
I won't
very goodThere is a little brown fruit called a “kiwi”.
Some people call it a “Chinese gooseberry“.
It is shaped like an egg, and very hairy.
It is named after a bird in New Zealand.
They are a tasty treat when they are on hand.
Cut it open, and see it is green inside.
Popularity is something not denied.
Seeds of the fruit are embedded in a ring.
Sweet and tangy juice has this edible thing.
Flavor like strawberries make my taste buds sing.
Found in the tropical Southern Hemisphere,
they grow domestically in abundance here.
When in season, they are much lower in price.
So go to your produce store for something nice
Just thinking, it would be easier to hide things in a Kiwi !!!very good
lucky it tastes like strawberrys
are they back on the shelves yet
but most people cut open the kiwisJust thinking, it would be easier to hide things in a Kiwi !!!
Yes Woolies have banned the sale of needles
With all that hair as well urgh.... New plan requiredbut most people cut open the kiwis
bit harder to just pop in the mouth

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Mugs from only £1000
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You would be a mug not to send UTRs £1k for one of these
I wont bother throwing in one of these hats on any order over £200+k
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