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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Bozz, Jun 17, 2011.

  1. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    tight twat <grr>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Just over 6 months ago now. I can't believe where the time's gone <yikes>
     
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  3. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Welcome back big fella <ok> ¿Qué pasa?
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Cheese thread next week when my directors are on holiday <ok> ****ing fantastic and back in virtually one piece. Did have a fall (one beer before it) on a dark, uneven path, but took most on my arms and no damage. Gashed my shin on a rusty iron ladder getting back into the boat after swimming with dolphins (no tetanus jab), but I can still talk. so no lockjaw. Healing nicely <ok>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    New fun phone call. I've not had this one before.

    Robovoice:

    The IRS has issued a warrant for your arrest. All your property is about to be seized. You are being monitored electronically around the clock. Call us back immediately.

    I'm disappointed there was no option to talk to a live person, I could have had fun with that scam caller. Not going to call back in case the are any hidden fees or whatnot, or they log who calls back and put it on some kind of "suckers" list.

    Anyhow, if I'm not around much it wasn't really a scam... <laugh>

    It would be funny if I were being monitored electronically. I wonder what they would think of not606?
     
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  6. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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    Looking forward to reading all about it <laugh>
     
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    If you have a look those IRS scam callers are all over YouTube, usually originating in Pakistan or India.

    Here's one of the better ones where the person being scammed shuts down all the scammers computers while he's talking to him.

     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Oops. Sorry meant to post this on pub thread.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yeah, it seemed so preposterous that I knew immediately it was a scam.
     
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  10. organic red

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    Why were those poor dolphins not allowed tetanus jabs before swimming in the same water as you <yikes>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Ladder instead of stairs this time.

    In the future you might stick to escalators or lifts when changing elevation.

    Or... You just use the handicapped ramps. Screen-Shot-2018-09-19-at-8.57.19-AM.png
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It was over the side of a ****ing boat on the Pacific ocean, you cock <doh>
     
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  13. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    the "accelerate" sign is a nice touch <laugh>
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    just as a question: can the IRS actually issue a warrant?

    I highly doubt it. surely the police do that bit
     
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    Fairly sure it says "accessible". Still bloody stupid though.
     
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  16. Solid Air 2

    Solid Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    oh need new glasses or to actually clean my laptop screen .:emoticon-0111-blush
    going down would be fun though might just be possible on back wheels but the meeting with the ground would be "exciting" <laugh>
     
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    I got quite good at pushing me old mam round in her wheelchair but I don't think either of us would have fancied that one. Up or down.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'd definitely have taken the stairs <ok>
     
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    Liverpool midfielder James Milner is yet to be offered a contract extension by the Merseyside club, with the 32-year-old’s current deal set to expire and the end of next season. (Daily Mail)

    Liverpool have received a boost in their pursuit of Cagliari midfielder Nicolo Barella – the 21-year-old Italy Under-21 star who has been lauded by Andrea Pirlo – after Juventus dropped out of the race to sign him. (Calciomercato

    Mauricio Pochettino has said he is facing the sack as Tottenham manager after his side’s run of poor form – suffering three straight defeats for the first time under his tenure. (Daily Mirror)

    Spurs goalkeeper Hugo Lloris’ thigh injury is down to the stress of the World Cup winner’s drink-drive conviction, according to Pochettino. (The Sun)

    Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha says he was “living in hell” during his time at Manchester United under David Moyes. The 25-year-old made just two league appearances for United in a two-year spell at Old Trafford – FULL STORY
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    so... when is milners actually out. july 1 2019 or july 1 2020? my info is its 2019.

    He is going to be 33 next january..... so... what does he want.. a contract or to play. we will see.
     
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