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Off Topic The R.I.P Thread

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  1. lardiman

    lardiman We can rebuild him Forum Moderator

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    No worries Elfs. The kind of mistake anyone could make.

    Do you still take calls on the side for that NHS 111 service?
    This morning I found I had no pulse, no heartbeat and an award winning boner. Do you think my appendix might be playing up?
     
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    User deleted as requested Well-Known Member

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    Err....Has someone hacked @lardiman password ?
     
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    I think Lardi has got upset again... and the big fella is showing through.... perhaps it was the Brexit comments by the President of Malta that set him off?
     
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    His comments certainly upset me :emoticon-0121-angry
     
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  5. ForestHillBilly

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    Careful! AHLL has already had to close one Brexit thread.
     
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    AHLL & I both detest with a passion the stinking, corrupt EU. <cheers>
     
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  7. ElfsborgAddick

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    Something was up.
     
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  8. ForestHillBilly

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    Really?? Didn't stop AHLL from closing the thread though. Mind you, there was probably football to talk about then.
     
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  9. lardiman

    lardiman We can rebuild him Forum Moderator

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    Didn't mean to annoy anybody.
    Elfs did you genuinely think Clb74 was dead? I thought your remarks to that effect were tongue-in-cheek.
    I didn't mean to imply that an appendix operation isn't serious.

    Apologies if that post was taken the wrong way by anybody. It was not meant in a bad way <sorry>
     
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  10. ElfsborgAddick

    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    My phone did not stop ringing after the original post<laugh>
     
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    With brasses you owe money to...
     
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    <doh>
     
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    I hope I'm not dead.
    Appendix was taken out last week though
     
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    Does anybody know why we have an appendix in the first place?
     
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    I know not having an appendix now will keep me off work for at least a month.
     
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  16. lardiman

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    I read somewhere that the appendix is the last vestige of a part of the digestive system that can break down cellulose (a tough part of the structure of most plants).
    Grazing animals (grass eaters) like cows can digest cellulose, and their equivalent of the appendix is a huge and vital part of their digestive system.

    Humans cannot digest cellulose, but the fact that we still have the vestige of part of the gut that could once digest it would indicate that we have evolved from an earlier kind of animal - an ancient primate presumably - that could digest grass.
    Apparently some of the species of early human-like Apes could eat bamboo and probably other types of grasses.
    :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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    to cause great expense to the NHS without a reason and to enable people with nothing else wrong with them to experience care in the system.

    When I went onto the not606 league one main page I thought at first this thread was in advance of Saturday and our next trouncing..................phew thank goodness it isn't yet.
     
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  18. lardiman

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    That's way better than my answer <ok>
     
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    Happy to oblige lardiman.............
     
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  20. ForestHillBilly

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    All human life is here......
     
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