I've always loved Sean Lock...

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Anubisuk

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...and this clip elevates to him to the status of a deity. Could not stop laughing :D:D:D:D:D

[video=youtube;gCZ0jdh1yJE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCZ0jdh1yJE[/video]
 
alwaysright said:
I'm going to be in trouble when the drunken Caledonians get up out of their cardboard boxes.
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lol, is this really your best attempt at trolling Scottish people?? That they're drunk, vulgar and ginger?? You're not exactly pushing the boundaries of originality are you? :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm

I'll save you some energy on your next few posts because I'm nice like that:

We all take drugs.
We all wear skirts.
We deep fry ANYTHING that we can catch.
Which isn't much, because we die of heart disease before we can get anywhere near it :)

What makes it even better is that no-one replied to the first post about Frankie Boyle, so you had to make another utterly un-related comment that was equally unfunny :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm

When is it the schools go back again? :police:
 
Anubisuk said:
lol, is this really your best attempt at trolling Scottish people?? That they're drunk, vulgar and ginger?? You're not exactly pushing the boundaries of originality are you? :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm

I'll save you some energy on your next few posts because I'm nice like that:

We all take drugs.
We all wear skirts.
We deep fry ANYTHING that we can catch.
Which isn't much, because we die of heart disease before we can get anywhere near it :)

What makes it even better is that no-one replied to the first post about Frankie Boyle, so you had to make another utterly un-related comment that was equally unfunny :emoticon-0102-bigsm:emoticon-0102-bigsm

When is it the schools go back again? :police:
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Iwould have added that the Scots have no sense of humour - but actually they must have -they watch matches in the SPL ( whatever that is )
 
alwaysright said:
Iwould have added that the Scots have no sense of humour - but actually they must have -they watch matches in the SPL ( whatever that is )
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I've just spat porridge all over my tweed jacket after reading this prick <grr>

If I get a hold of him, I'll set my wild haggis onto him and shove ma bagpipes right up his dunger and play 'here comes the highland granny' so loud that I'll make his swollen prostate bleed in pain.

Och aye the noo

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alwaysright said:
Iwould have added that the Scots have no sense of humour - but actually they must have -they watch matches in the SPL ( whatever that is )
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Well, clearly you know what it is because, according to your fine upstanding self, I could buy if for a tuppence! At least try to be consistent when you troll, it's just sloppy otherwise. :)
 
EDGE said:
I've just spat porridge all over my tweed jacket after reading this prick <grr>

If I get a hold of him, I'll set my wild haggis onto him and shove ma bagpipes right up his dunger and play 'here comes the highland granny' so loud that I'll make his swollen prostate bleed in pain.

Och aye the noo

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:D

And if that doesn't work, we've always got:

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EDGE said:
I've just spat porridge all over my tweed jacket after reading this prick <grr>

If I get a hold of him, I'll set my wild haggis onto him and shove ma bagpipes right up his dunger and play 'here comes the highland granny' so loud that I'll make his swollen prostate bleed in pain.

Och aye the noo

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Thank you -but I believe you're being too nice to me.
Look, you should know what to expect when you enter GC. It's usually insults. IF you're smart you wont take it personally. IF you're smarter you'll reply with another (expected) insult.
 
alwaysright said:
Thank you -but I believe you're being too nice to me.
Look, you should know what to expect when you enter GC. It's usually insults. IF you're smart you wont take it personally. IF you're smarter you'll reply with another (expected) insult.
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Oh right, that's me told then

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Anubisuk said:
Well, clearly you know what it is because, according to your fine upstanding self, I could buy if for a tuppence! At least try to be consistent when you troll, it's just sloppy otherwise. :)
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Actually at 06.58 I was being sincere ( still am )
My replies to a lot of posts ARE consistent with the stuff that is printed by everyone.Have i made mistake in thinking that AN important feature of GC is to try to bring a little levity to our lives?
Nobody can criticise me as much as I can myself - I know I have a warped sense of humour - but it allows me to appreciate the bagpipe colonic irrigation retort - it also allows me to laugh at myself as well as others without taking things personally. Now - have a nice day. xxx
 
alwaysright said:
Actually at 06.58 I was being sincere ( still am )
My replies to a lot of posts ARE consistent with the stuff that is printed by everyone.Have i made mistake in thinking that AN important feature of GC is to try to bring a little levity to our lives?
Nobody can criticise me as much as I can myself - I know I have a warped sense of humour - but it allows me to appreciate the bagpipe colonic irrigation retort - it also allows me to laugh at myself as well as others without taking things personally. Now - have a nice day. xxx
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No you don't.
 
I think Sean Locks humour works well in the panel shows he does but his stand up is ****ing awful. I was quite surprised by that as I do find him funny on other shows but on his own he was murder.
 
TommyNooka said:
I think Sean Locks humour works well in the panel shows he does but his stand up is ****ing awful. I was quite surprised by that as I do find him funny on other shows but on his own he was murder.
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I thought his Lockipaedia show was brilliant. Even my wife was pissing herself and she doesn't usually like stand-up.
 
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