Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

And Sugar..

 

... but you don't accept that Cristiano Ronaldo is an uphill Gardner... despite all the overwhelming (albeit circumstantial) evidence?

 

You certainly wouldn't ask Mr Ronaldo to push your stool in when you were leaving a bar..

 

... and you wouldn't bend over to pick the soap up if he was next to you in the communal shower ...

 

No Siree..

 

Need to go lads, needed elsewhere.. Nite all

 

So like you and United?

 

@PleaseNotPoll wont leave as usual.

He wants to ‘work from home’ Today

 

Surely, you mean “circumcised” evidence, yeah?

 

No ... but each to his own, Quentin

 

Out of interest, is Quentin someone you “knew” at school?

 

Nope ... you are the first .... was Bambi at yours?

 

Of course not. Bambi is a Walt Disney cartoon character.

We’ve been through this, Bambs.

 

... then why are you still banging on about it Quentin?

 

If you went to a sweet shop you wouldn't ask him to pack some fudge for you either.

 

Because he only has three ‘jokes’ and is a middle aged Middle England dullard?

 

Your funniest post









ever

 

If you needed somebody to test the quality of the cotton on your pillow using their mouth, you wouldn't ask him to bite your pillow either.