Off Topic Free Pixie

[luvgonzo]

What is this ****ery ?

I went for a cycle and I've got people saying 'welcome back' on another thread, very sweet but a little strange. Then I've seen this

You're banned **** off.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You got him banned you crusty flange.

No, I didn't!

I didn't even believe that brb had banned Pix!

 

[PINKIE]

No, I didn't!

I didn't even believe that brb had banned Pix!

You had me banned ?

I'm very disappointed in you mate. I thought we'd put all of that old ****e behind us.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

You had me banned ?

I'm very disappointed in you mate. I thought we'd put all of that old ****e behind us.

You know better than that, mate.

Welcome back.

 

[PINKIE]

You know better than that, mate.

Welcome back.

Thanks mate. I only went out for a cycle though

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Thanks mate. I only went out for a cycle though

So, brb never really banned you?

 

[PINKIE]

So, brb never really banned you?

I haven't got a ****ing danny mate. I've been out with the in-laws all day, picked my daughter up from school and then went out for a cycle up on the moors before sunset.

Apparently I've got a lifetime ban though Bit harsh that for just for going out on the bike, like.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I haven't got a ****ing danny mate. I've been out with the in-laws all day, picked my daughter up from school and then went out for a cycle up on the moors before sunset.

Apparently I've got a lifetime ban though Bit harsh that for just for going out on the bike, like.

That depends... Was it a village bike.

 

[PINKIE]

Did I chuckle a little bit when it struck me that Pix would be fuming in his cell, nose pressed to the prison bars, reading these posts and knowing that he was powerless to do anything about it?

I’m not going to lie. I did chuckle. What am I saying! I nearly pissed my underpants!

The head of the ‘Pede has been decapitated, and already the little legs are jerking uncontrollably! How can that not be funny?

 

[PINKIE]

That depends... Was it a village bike.

That old girl is sat rusting at the bottom of a murky canal. Alas she rides no more

 

[Libby]

These past few days have been utterly ****ing mental even for this place ffs.

No I wonder I was always drinking and sniffing coke talking to you ****s every day, we all probably need ****ing therapy

 

[PINKIE]

These past few days have been utterly ****ing mental even for this place ffs.

No I wonder I was always drinking and sniffing coke talking to you ****s every day, we all probably need ****ing therapy

 

[PINKIE]

So what did I get banned for anyway ?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

So what did I get banned for anyway ?

Grassing up brb, mate.

 

[PINKIE]

Grassing up brb, mate.

He didn't do anything mate, I made it all up

 

[Tobes]

So HIAG crys to brb about his doxxing......again. Brb bans Piskie.

HIAG try’s to get maximum wum value by creating this thread.

Brb unbans Piskie......Piskie comes Home after being out all day, and doesn’t even realise he’s been banned for life and then unbanned while he’s been out, ****ing classic

@PISKIE as wum **** ups go, I think this is the all time winner

 

[Hoddle is a god]

He didn't do anything mate, I made it all up

Why was he acting so defensively, then?

 

[PINKIE]

Why was he acting so defensively, then?

Dunno, probably trying to wind you up and make you write this flounce off thread ?

 

[Hoddle is a god]

So HIAG crys to brb about his doxing...

No, I really didn't.

....Brb bans Piskie.

It's now looking doubtful that he actually did.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Dunno, probably trying to wind you up and make you write this flounce off thread ?

Whatever the hows and whys, this thread proves that I had your back, yeah?