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To smack, or not to smack?

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Sep 12, 2018.

  1. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    isn't it typically a slap on the hand?
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    No need to smack your kids, just shows you can't reason with them and you've lost our cool
     
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  3. remembercolinlee

    remembercolinlee Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Honestly what a bunch of fannies you lot are.

    "No need to chastise your children, reasoning with them is so much better"

    Aye sure, that's why kids these days are running riot, don't respect anything and think they can talk to adults anyway they want to.

    I'll tell you this and I'll tell you no more. Any you pussy liberals have kids that think they can abuse me as I go about my business better have a good first aid kit because I will not think twice in punching their cùnts in. I will also tell them to send their Dad round and I'll show him some "reasoning" as well.

    FTP.
     
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  5. brb

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    SAS Trained ^^^
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    SOS brained ^^^^
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    To you or to the kids?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don't make a very convincing angry person. I really rarely have the capacity to get angry. My wife thinks it is funny when I raise my voice at the kids. I'm usually way too easy going to get angry... I just have to pretend I'm angry to get them to listen. <laugh>
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I would spank the kids when they were really small and not very hard. As they got older I quickly learnt that spanking isnt the most effective punishment, even if I turned up the severity a little.

    Taking away something they love temporarily seemed to be far more effective punishment.
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    So where did you bury their mum?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I had some workmen, Billy Idol fans, build a hidden section in the wall... It was after 9am but the kid who lived next door had his curtains drawn so I feel like I may have woke him up.
     
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  12. brb

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    You sound like a killing machine mate, hows the mrs still propped up in the chair...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Whoooaaah we’ve got a badass in the house ^^^
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nup, she's in a shallow grave just outside Law village <cheers>
     
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  16. brb

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    Done.
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    The reason you sweaties don't talk to your kids is because nobody can understand a ****ing word you say anyway <laugh>
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Now that doesn't make any sense. Our kids are brought up with us so learn to talk by listening to us and there for understand us. You being a fùcking stupid Nigel obviously think that every child in the world learns the same language/dialect that you did.

    Your post has out Mindied anything Mindy has ever posted, ever.

    Congratulations you are officially the stupidest cùnt on Not606 :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    Did his mother wander around the garden in a see through nightie and a thong, flashing her lotties at passing motorists?
     
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