I wonder if Harold Flasher used to be a dentist, as mine at the top of Albert Ave was Harold Flasher I believe, although I am talking about 40 years ago.... or somewhere near.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-45414022 Capstone Hill Tour of Britain bike turned into penis please log in to view this image Image copyrightCALLUM STEPHENSON/JANE NEALE Image captionThe giant bike had been created to coincide with the second stage of the Tour of Britain Pranksters have turned a giant bicycle created to celebrate the Tour of Britain into a giant penis. Locals in Ilfracombe, Devon, got a "rude awakening" when they spotted the naughty artwork on the side of Capstone Hill on Tuesday morning. The bike, made out of cardboard and reclaimed plastic, was commissioned by a local environment initiative. It appeared during the second stage of the cycling race, which ran from Cranbrook to Barnstaple. The team behind the project managed to see the funny side. Project co-ordinator Seth Conway said: "Ilfracombe had a rude awakening this morning. "Some people obviously thought it would be fun to rearrange the spokes and the wheels." He added: "It's created quite a bit of a buzz and it's shone a bit more attention on to what the bike was there for." The Tour of Britain finishes in central London on Sunday.
The person who starts off a chant of "Give us a C..." won't be popular. It will be half time before they finish.
He clearly needs guidance in marketing from Assem, such a long name will clearly lead Becks straight to the workhouse.