Off Topic Trainers.

Ffs

I’ve just eaten confit duck legs.

 

Did you buy any Vieille Ferme?

You should have, half way through me second bottle.

Tres Bon.

 

Literally just this second ordered some Air Pegasus 89's from the Nike store.

 

Folk buying jumble sale adidas originals to pretend they're Ian Brown. Forest Hills please mate and can I also have 4 cans of Red Stripe and a Carhartt hoodie.

 

I went for some Pegasus 89s as I've got various badass bright white Nikes that will get ruined as the weather gets bad. I'm a bit of a trainer addict, got far too many pairs.

Got these for a change..

 

Watch out mate the adidas originals crew will be out to get you. Only silly little children wear Nikes you know.

I'm off to buy a fresh pair of Vapormax Plus just to send this entire forum into a gargantuan meltdown.

 

Got a pair of these last month, so comfy. Nearly as comfy as my bright white Hurache Ultras - those ****ers are like wearing a pair of socks.

 

You going to wear your gay boxing boots and jump over puddles enroute?

 

Nice them mate.

I'm probably going for all black 90's, going on holiday next week so need a fresh pair of wheels.

 

Quite like those. Though a man as ugly and old as yourself should not wear children’s pumps.

 

If by gay boxing boots you mean my SF 1 highs then no, I won't be wearing them.

I only wear them when I'm flexing my calves in spray on skinnies.

 

Strange they sell them in size 11 then? I'm an 8, but they do them bigger. Maybe for giant children?

 

He styles himself on Chris Evans mate, there's no chance you'll get through to him.

Brown jeans and a pair of gum-sole Gazelle's are the order of the day.

 

You just keep on pretending you’re young and hip. Looking a total plumb

 

I'm 34. I can pull off whatever look I want to go for. Including a sick fade. I bet your hair looks like a booted lettuce at the best of times.

 

Lush. I can't wear white trainers though, I think they look awful.

This is what I'm wearing at the moment.

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I get a fade every 3 weeks. Age is a number. I like to take pride in my appearance - I certainly don't do it to look hip.

Not sure why people assume that nonsense tbh.

 

Usually it's cos they try and fail miserably to look 'hip' whatever that means.

 

It means boring and bland cos that makes you a man

 

Sprog's kit for this afternoon.

Fresh