This weeks Caption Competition

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Greetings Gasheads, here`s this weeks caption competition. The wittiest caption wins an all expenses paid night out with Wisered or the alternative prize of 100 packets of strong laxative. :D

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Bloke in blue turns to mate, says "Cor, is that a photo of your missus"?! or "Imbreeding continues in Bristol as man is seen with small arm growing from head".
 
Boy says "David you're **** in goal and the defence is useless try this on, you might well be better at left back"
 
Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Avon on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.

Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The 'Gasheads' have lost again."
The other man was flabbergasted and said "how in the name of god do you know that?"
The other man replied "It's quarter to five.":emoticon-0103-cool:
 
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guy in middle wearing white city shirt: "i cant believe david james has just walked out to meet the fans forgetting he had just his boxers on from the waist down. i have to take a picture of this".

guy in blue shirt replies: "eww, thats rank. you have zoomed in enough to see his skidmarks on his ass"

old man on the left: "i got to take a picture of this. i like bums. i need new material."

steward: "yes sir, that twat who cant catch the ball who is classed as a keeper who gets £40k a year for it is in front of me. shall i shoot him now??"

boy in red shirt looking down: "he just just my hand. i think i just came in my pants".

david james: "oh crap. i have a turtle head poking out. give me that shirt now to wipe my ass with".
 
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