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Can someone tell me what is up with this, or am I being weird......

WISPA bars right.
A perfectly good chocolate bar as far as chocolate bars go......
I quite like them, they are okay.

but the ****ing thing has been voted the UK's favourite chocolate bar like 3 years running now.
Really? I mean, they're okay, but the best?
It just aerated chocolate so that they use less chocolate, they just full it with air, similar to the Aero.
What in the actual ****? Our best bar?
Its chocolate and air! No biscuit or caramel or anything in it.

I can name like a dozen chocolate bars that kick a Wispa's aerated arse off the top of my head.

Twix, Snickers, Mars, Galaxy caramel, Dairy Milk Caramel, Dairy Milk Whole nut, Dairy Milk Oreo, Wispa Gold, Kinder Bueno, Drifter, KitKat Peanut Butter Chunky, Toffee Crisp

.......
Is it just me?
George Michael liked them enough to be Careless.
 
Think is my type off thread, as I'm an expert in all chocolate bars, due to the rather unhealthy amount off them I eat.
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Just a few off what's left. Reckon I've done at least a dozen bars today. Yorkies and Turkish delight gone.


They stils make wagon wheels? I remember I loved them as a kid. Haven't had one in over 25 years though. They never have them for sale even in the import stores here
 
I used to like after eights until my grandmother came over one christmas and started chuckling at all the "After Christmas Sale" signs around town.

Apparently "After" means "Anus" in German. Put me off after eights.
 
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Can someone tell me what is up with this, or am I being weird......

WISPA bars right.
A perfectly good chocolate bar as far as chocolate bars go......
I quite like them, they are okay.

but the ****ing thing has been voted the UK's favourite chocolate bar like 3 years running now.
Really? I mean, they're okay, but the best?
It just aerated chocolate so that they use less chocolate, they just full it with air, similar to the Aero.
What in the actual ****? Our best bar?
Its chocolate and air! No biscuit or caramel or anything in it.

I can name like a dozen chocolate bars that kick a Wispa's aerated arse off the top of my head.

Twix, Snickers, Mars, Galaxy caramel, Dairy Milk Caramel, Dairy Milk Whole nut, Dairy Milk Oreo, Wispa Gold, Kinder Bueno, Drifter, KitKat Peanut Butter Chunky, Toffee Crisp

.......
Is it just me?

I can see why it's won. Do you think Kit Kat is a chocolate or a wafer with a chocolate coating?

Wispa Gold instead of Wispa lol
Dairy milk Caramel...lots of Caramel not much Chocolate

Kinder Bueno, creamy filling and biscuit wafer, not much chocolate

Anything with Oreos in it is for complete arseholes

Toffee Crisp....lots of rice Krispies held together by toffee and a little bit of chocolate

Is Bounty a chocolate? It looks like dessicated coconut held together by a chocolate coating.

Wispa, Ripple, Flake, Twirl....that's chocolate
 
I can see why it's won. Do you think Kit Kat is a chocolate or a wafer with a chocolate coating?

Wispa Gold instead of Wispa lol
Dairy milk Caramel...lots of Caramel not much Chocolate

Kinder Bueno, creamy filling and biscuit wafer, not much chocolate

Anything with Oreos in it is for complete arseholes

Toffee Crisp....lots of rice Krispies held together by toffee and a little bit of chocolate

Is Bounty a chocolate? It looks like dessicated coconut held together by a chocolate coating.

Wispa, Ripple, Flake, Twirl....that's chocolate

Even if the criteria for the vote was that it must contain ONLY chocolate, then the Wispa, for me, still falls behind Dairy Milk, Galaxy, and maybe even the Yorkie.....

btw, the man in your avatar would put a cap on yo' ass for the comment you just made about Oreos :)
 
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I like some of the fun Asian kit Kats like the green tea and whatnot... Theres something wild like 50 flavours of kit Kat that have been sold in Japan.

Illegal to import real Kit Kats into the US now. Hershey has the license in the US to that name and doesn't allow Nestle kit Kats in ... So I can't get the Chunkies or the Asian kit Kats here anymore.

Same with real Cadburys. Used to be able to get real Cadburys over here... But now the only Cadburys allowed here is Hershey's made at the Hershey plant because Hershey has license on that too.
 
I like some of the fun Asian kit Kats like the green tea and whatnot... Theres something wild like 50 flavours of kit Kat that have been sold in Japan.

Illegal to import real Kit Kats into the US now. Hershey has the license in the US to that name and doesn't allow Nestle kit Kats in ... So I can't get the Chunkies or the Asian kit Kats here anymore.

Same with real Cadburys. Used to be able to get real Cadburys over here... But now the only Cadburys allowed here is Hershey's made at the Hershey plant because Hershey has license on that too.
Love that green tea here in Thailand, nom, nom.
 
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In Germany they’re not called Achtung Eights for nothing. <laugh>


There's a company called Vicks (vapour rub) I don't recall if the company has a presence in the UK... I never used it.

Apparently they had to change the name in Germany because the way Germans pronounced it it sounded to much like the German equivalent of ****s.
 
There's a company called Vicks (vapour rub) I don't recall if the company has a presence in the UK... I never used it.

Apparently they had to change the name in Germany because the way Germans pronounced it it sounded to much like the German equivalent of ****s.
Scheissen Knackers.