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Chocolate bars

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Libby, Aug 22, 2018.

  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    How the **** does a thread about chocolate bars end up with Matth jizzing on his own grid ffs? <laugh>

    Enough interneting for me today.
     
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  2. Matth_2014

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    I’ve never ate my jizz.
     
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  3. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I’ve got a pack of mint clubs you can have mate.
     
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    Think I may be getting the two mixed up. Star bars had nuts in right??

    Boost was better.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    They’re terrible. I used to have them in packed lunches at primary school. I used to trade them for other kids sandwiches.
     
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  6. Quesadaad

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    Whos was it????
     
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  7. Quesadaad

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    Double decker
    Like a workout chewing through them twats!
     
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  8. BigFox

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    Was going to mention these - basically is a Toffee Crisp with a Mars Bar on top.

    Does the job nicely.
     
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  9. JakartaToon

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    Always been a Cadbury’s Dairy Milk guy me. Bring suitcases full of it back here as the local version made in Malaysia doesnt taste the same. Think they change the recipe to stop it melting as easily here. Also partial to Fruit & Nut.
    Think the guy at Cadbury who decides to encase Flakes in an outer layer of Chocolate and call it a Twirl deserves a Nobel Prize. Loved the flake taste but got tired of leaving half of it on floor in crumbs.
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    Fry's Turkish delight
    Galaxy Ripple
    Wispa
    Mint Aero


    Will add some more later
     
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  11. Spurlock

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    Dairy milk is great, gotta agree about the Twirls. Enjoy my fruit n nut option too...healthy option
     
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  12. JakartaToon

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    Its hardly a trail bar - does it actually have less calories than the straight chocolate bar?
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Cadbury's Caramel,
    Topic
    Cadbury's wholenut.
    Lindor, any flavour, even the extra dark are ****ing tasty
    Terry's chocolate Orange.
     
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  14. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Wagon wheels didn't get smaller, your hands got bigger. in fact wagon wheels are infintisimally bigger than they were, due to now having a slighlty corrugated edge, rather than the smooth edge they had originally.
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    Not sure tbh...but it's what I've told myself for years
     
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  16. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    lol, I often wonder if eating a box of Mr Kiplings fruit pies counts as my 5 a day, or do I need to eat some Muller fruit corners too?
     
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  17. Spurlock

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    What about a Terry's Chocolate Orange?

    A packet of Starbursts?
     
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    Pointless 1 o'clock fact adding nothing to the thread.

    There's a chocolate museum in Biarritz.
     
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  19. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    "And here is a Moldy Malteser that the Duke of Burgundy dropped down the back of the sofa in 1472"
     
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  20. JakartaToon

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    Bet the Museum Shop is worth a visit though.
     
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