Chocolate bars

Just like a Ferreo Roche sploshing down the U bend

 

No need to wipe either. They don’t even touch the sides.

Back on topic (snigger)
Twix are boring as fuuuuuuuuck! They are a ****in biscuit!

 

You just posted a pic of an orange club you raving ****ter.

 

You drink 8 cans a day and your turds don't just slide out?

 

Nothing wrong with an orange club bruv.

 

If you like fingering mens bottoms.

 

The clues in the name. Club, its a manly thing..

Not Ritter ****ing chocolate. Sounds like some tart from corrie.

 

Gay club ?

Yeah admittedly Ritter Sport is a ****ing stupid name, but quality chocolate and cheap from Lidl too

 

You seem to know more about that than me mate.

Just eaten 3 caramel Rockys, 80p or something down the shop for a pack. Bargain.

 

I'm actually eating a chocolate finger as we speak, so I ain't digging that hole any deeper bro.

 

^^^^^ Just re-read that. And I did

 

I'll be making a ****y thread saying I'm gonna stop, next.

30 plus years on the piss. Don't think 8 more cans is gonna affect me.

I still get up each day and hoy ton after ton about.

 

Lion bar.

End of discussion.

 

Buys gay chocolate from the local pikey shop. Ffs pisk, eat some meat instead off quorn.

 

Random, but just saw this pop up on the live post feed.

Hi Sid

Damian here. Aka Nordic. My number is 07867 360489, if I try to call/find you in the Frog n Toad. Hopefully see you in a bit

Dare some **** to ring the number and pretend to be Sid.

 

Still sticking with Starbar. Nothing I've read has changed my mind.

 

Take note Piskie. Lion.. Sounds like a mans chocolate. Not like ur ****y Ritter sport. Sounds like a cr7 chocolate

 

Do people prefer Dairy Milk or Galaxy?

Dairy Milk all the way for me.