You may know me as the charismatic clever witty and popular poster on this site Duncan. My friends colleagues and family all think I'm great too , not just handsome with a gorgeous wife but also a talented footballer and life and soul of the party. This being said even a rock of a man life myself has his off days , I haven't shaved in days went to bed without brushing my teeth and stayed up late snorting coke drinking and smoking top grade marijuana. As a result I feel a little out of sorts today and a little bit sad . Maybe some warm words of advice and praise will cheer me up . Thanks in advance Dr Duncan D Donuts phd
You are a vile disgusting piece of **** , if you have nothing positive to post crawl back under the slime covered rock from which you came. **** it just lock the thread now @brb
I can't even call the NHS support number anymore as they won't come out without a police armed response unit on account of me being so hard as ****ing nails.
In all seriousness , can this thread please be locked ? It is to deliberately take the pi$$ out of someone with self admitted problems . This is way beyond banter . FAO - BRB .
The other thread was locked because of complaints and because the OP started a thread about another poster's mental health problems. I haven't felt the need to report any of your vile abuse . You linked to a suicide website, very classy now you think the thread is in poor taste ? If you don't want to help **** off to another thread .