Toby Alderweireld

Why, you've been talking bollocks since the beginning of time.

Kane knew he was injured or ****ed, very unprofessional to act the sitting duck.

 

Pretty ironic, coming from you!..

Who was going to replace him?

 

Which sriker are you talking about who could have won us the game

 

He's not the main man for Argentina is he though?

I could make a list as long as my arm of where was Harry moments. I've got quite long arms too.

 

One with two legs?

 

How is it ironic exactly Matthew?

 

There were balls over the top non-stop from Henderson, I'll let you figure that one out.

 

Injured. He's been ****ed since he got crocked against Bournemouth back in March.
We rushed him back and he's not fully recovered since. It screwed the end of our season and he was miles off the pace for the whole tournament.
Still scored more goals than any Englishman at a World Cup, though.

 

Well, talking bollocks is your speciality, Terence.

 

Well that'll be another personal milestone achievement for Harry to put on his CV.

Harry Me.

 

To no one.

 

Well I've stirred about 4 spuds up into a melty frenzy so I'm claiming a ****ing nice victory here

 

Harry Me? That works brilliantly.

 

Yeah cos Kane is a ****ing sloth.

 

"I talk bollocks and people point it out. I win!"

 

Yer a fecking novice Tel, I’ve been tormenting the ****s for years.

 

Oh, the old chestnut, claim a Wum...pretty pathetic really.

 

Oh here's HSE with the rule book. Let's all go home now, fun's over.

 

Go on then, **** off...