Off Topic Shape-Shifting Reptilians - anyone believe in them?

NO I DO NOT!! TWAT!!!!!!

 

And that he wears a toupee to hide his baldness.

 

I wear a hat, Pix.

You’ve seen the photos.

 

Okay, a hat to hide the baldness.

 

Cheaper that a crown topper eh, good man, watch the pennies.

 

No, not in the least.

It is to emphasise my status as a rock god, when I am strutting my stuff on stage, my fingers ablaze and blurred.

 

And they are both clueless ****s

 

By the way - and for those of you who are hard-of-thinking (and I'm not referring just to Skiddy and Bambi), that post was intended to be ironic.

 

Just wear your baldness with pride mate. Some ladies find it attractive. I reckon that blue rinse brigade will be throwing themselves at you if you flash them a bit of shiny head.

 

so Hiag is bald as well as overweight, hah, no wonder he lied about his god like physique and blond locks.

And his supermodel wife

and his luxurious abode

and his cars

and his wealth

#thetruthwilldestroyus

 

Men mocking other men for not having hair on the head...that's what bitches do

 

Nothing wrong with baldness mate. Wear it with pride rather than cover it up

 

Never said there was

 

If only that were true Baldy, Male pattern baldness runs on your fathers side hence the hat which I suspect is to stop the bright lights rebounding off your bald pate blinding your mates on stage.

Ps. Do you wear the hat in your garage when bashing out houses on Fridays?

 

And racists...bitch.

 

You're so desperate to level up aren't you

Offside goals dont count...maybe next time.

 

Slap some of this on your bald pate Tubby then you can leave the hat at home son.

 

His favourite song is You can leave your hat on !!!!!

 

Word to the wise Quentin ... he's still here ... but he's obviously got to you

 

A bit like Metths.

Mind he's never rattled anyone. Just wants over Pogba .the squashed cum faced freak