I can make a black smoothie. 10 pints of Guinness, a dodgy kebab and et voila (as you frogs like to say), a black smoothie
Wouldn't that just be, guinness soaked kebab?
I can make a black smoothie. 10 pints of Guinness, a dodgy kebab and et voila (as you frogs like to say), a black smoothie
Wouldn't that just be, guinness soaked kebab?
Less of this smoothie talk anyway. Us Northerners don't drink smoothies, they're for queers![]()
That's a lie, i've seen smoothies being drunk in liverpooooooool, and manchester
I prefer a smoothie made out of bricks and petrol.
They were being drunk by southern queers on sex holidays
Just came back from a sex holiday and we had loads of smoothies.
Regards
Mr Nice
Sore
I dunno, the lads we wearing United tops, whilst talking with a manc accent and saying ayy matee innit good bein from manchestaaaaa like we are innit kiidd
You just couldn't hear them properly because your ears were full of spunk. From being ear-****ed of course
You just couldn't hear them properly because your ears were full of spunk. From being ear-****ed of course
You ever considered Stand Up?

Aaah ofcourse, but what about them wearing manchester united tops that said "we're from manchester" with the number 11 underneath?
You couldn't see properly, your eyes were too sore from all the cumshots
I stand up every time I walk. I don't waste time considering it, I just get on with it![]()
What about the proof written in Braille that was given to me? showing they were mancs?
For a Jap's eye your quite witty, odd for a Manc.
The old 'proof written in Braille' ruse eh? Oldest trick in the book. You've been done up like a right kipper, me ol' sparrow.
Aww lad you takin the ****in piss like? ****in 'ell laa i feel like ' ****in mug