Fabregas = ****

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You don't even need the 10 pints of Guinness if you go to a kebab place by me. So foul. Just turns your whole insides black and rotten. Nice though.
 
Just came back from a sex holiday and we had loads of smoothies.

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Mr Nice
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You just couldn't hear them properly because your ears were full of spunk. From being ear-****ed of course

Aaah ofcourse, but what about them wearing manchester united tops that said "we're from manchester" with the number 11 underneath?
 
What about the proof written in Braille that was given to me? showing they were mancs?

The old 'proof written in Braille' ruse eh? Oldest trick in the book. You've been done up like a right kipper, me ol' sparrow.

For a Jap's eye your quite witty, odd for a Manc.

Why thank you. Maybe it's because I'm actually a Salforder? Our side of the River Irwell is traditionally funnier.
 
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