I'm ordering pizza from now on

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I got in from work and couldn't be bothered to cook, so I ordered a takeaway. I ordered a kebab but when it arrived I realised I wasn't that hungry. Well that is the meal ruined now, cold kebab is disgusting so it has to go in the bin. If that was pizza, I would be able to reheat it and finish my meal.

Pizza > Kebab
 
I got in from work and couldn't be bothered to cook, so I ordered a takeaway. I ordered a kebab but when it arrived I realised I wasn't that hungry. Well that is the meal ruined now, cold kebab is disgusting so it has to go in the bin. If that was pizza, I would be able to reheat it and finish my meal.

Pizza > Kebab
Needs a blog. <ok>
 
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I got in from work and couldn't be bothered to cook, so I ordered a takeaway. I ordered a kebab but when it arrived I realised I wasn't that hungry. Well that is the meal ruined now, cold kebab is disgusting so it has to go in the bin. If that was pizza, I would be able to reheat it and finish my meal.

Pizza > Kebab
Give it to Piskie, the ****ing pikey eats some tramps leftovers from the pavement.

Waste not want not...feed a pikey.
 
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I love a doner kebab. I eat them when sober but very rarely as a kebab shop owner in Manchester once told me how the meat is initially processed and why he’d never eat one himself!
 
I love a doner kebab. I eat them when sober but very rarely as a kebab shop owner in Manchester once told me how the meat is initially processed and why he’d never eat one himself!
Not had a diner kebab for a long time , like the ones with chunks of meat on a stick .

Reminds me of Viz years ago . You could buy. Doner cards that read “ when I die , I would like someone to have my kebab “. Or something like that !
 
I love a doner kebab. I eat them when sober but very rarely as a kebab shop owner in Manchester once told me how the meat is initially processed and why he’d never eat one himself!
Isn’t it all mechanically recovered meat jet blasted from the carcass?
 
For cold pizza - heat a frying pan (no oil), get it hot and place cold pizza (bread side down). In 2 minutes it is crispy and hot and ready to eat again. You're welcome.
 
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