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@luvgonzo write to the council and request one of these to get put on your road.

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**** you, I'd beat you easy over 100 metres!
#nolessonslearned

 

Probably would.

 

My knee is annoying as I keep breaking the scab when I get up.

 

#oldandalsoafanny

 

I think I've taken it well, the embarrassment is far worse than the injury. I bounced back up and just swung around to see if Mrs luv was recording. So ****ing lucky she wasn't.
If she had of been I'd have posted it of course.

 

Cool story bro

 

Depending on your point of view yes.

 

No seriously fella, best fooking story on here for ages. Makes a change from most the bollocks.

 

Thirty seven years young....

Played eleven games of footy this morning; won two, drew seven & lost two. Bagged three goals and two assists, not bad for a defender!

Took the family to the pub this afternoon; extra large mixed grill with a side of BBQ chicken wings followed by hot chocolate fudge cake. Washed down with two points of Peroni.

Just to make the day better, the two eldest are stopping at their aunties tonight and the youngest is already fast on.

Carlsberg don't do Sundays, but if they did...

 

Keep that up for much longer and you’ll end up being a headline in the Mansfield Times.

 

#jealousasfeck

 

I needed to get something from Screwfix yesterday. Got there and as I look down at the catalogue I realise I’ve not brought my bins. I somehow manage to find the page with what I want on it - purely by the pictures, then I realise there’s no ****ing way I can read the product code to put on the form. There’s no other ****er in there so I’ve had to resort to asking the 2 tidy looking young birds behind the counter if one of them can come round and read the code for me. I might as well have had a sign hanging round my neck with ‘sad old blind ****’ written on it. Meh.

 

#stillgotmyhair

 

Think Tobes is related

 

I was 57 in May, proper old. I've been blessed though, should have been brown bread years ago, so every day above ground is a bonus. Plus, most of my son's friends think I'm cool because I saw Led Zep, The Clash and The Stranglers live.

 

That is pretty cool tbf.

 

Watching Countryfile on the Beeb just now and they said it's 30 years since it went out on TV. Have always watched it so can only conclude that I must have been a boring **** who was old before his time even at the age of 18.... Mind, I even listen to Radio 4 so am beyond help.

 

Aside all the bolloxs that goes on in the politics thread, i've always thought you a cool guy.

It's like Luv i always knew he was a piss head

 

What was Leo Sayer like? ... now where did I put MY bins?