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Dead Sexy

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Jan 26, 2018.

  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He bought a speed boat and the only thing he could pull was her?
     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

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    Another one for Grove
    <removed: too soon, too poor taste>
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Who removed this?

    And what was it?
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

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    A picture of Tina who sadly passed away yesterday. Still, she had a good life and lived to 68 which is old in Glaswegian terms. She leaves behind two sons. One of whom is gay.

    RIP Tina <applause>
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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  7. GroveRanger

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    YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Not celebrating the fact that she's karked it, that would be very poor taste indeed, but that others have started to find and post their own dead burd tributes on my humble thread. As long as fit (ok, some are not exactly fit) burds top themselves, OD on pills, get chibbed by ex-boyfriends etc this homage to those who would have been Wids when they were alive will continue.

    I'm welling up here guys, thank you.

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  8. GroveRanger

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    How long does it take a deid gash to dry up; asking for a friend?
     
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  10. GroveRanger

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    Once blood flow stops atrophy starts to set in, cells begin to corrupt and all body fluids that aren't vacated after swelling will desiccate. This depends on the temperature and climate conditions the body is being stored in. Decomposition is accelerated in warmer and more humid climates where insects are more prevalent. Full decay (to a skeletal state) can take from as little as a few months in optimum conditions to years depending on contributing factors.

    In short, you are good to go with a pot of Vaseline for a few days but you might need to hold your nose.
     
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    Cheers; will pass on this sterling advice to young Horace. I had better state that other petroleum jellies are, of course, available.
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    I find the above images a we bit disturbing!
     
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  14. GroveRanger

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    Only disturbing if you are actually using them to have a w.ank over.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    :bandit:
     
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  16. GroveRanger

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    I've lost count of the number of stabbing and shooting victims in London so far this year but here's another for the Dead Sexy thread, which may I remind you is an homage to beautiful women who are no longer with us and not something you are meant to have a swifty over.

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    Killed outside block of flats in London - COD - stabbing
    https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/17/fami...l-girl-17-stabbed-death-south-london-7727374/
     
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    Young mother kills herself after boyfriend goes on lad's night out - COD hanging
     
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    ^^^^^stupid bitch^^^^
     
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  20. BillyBobBallbag

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    So you know exactly how her mental health effected her desision ?

    ^^^stupid ****^^^
     
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