Also this was against a 15 yr old ffs.I liked the "low risk of reoffending" probation report considering he had a previous conviction for battery .![]()
Also this was against a 15 yr old ffs.I liked the "low risk of reoffending" probation report considering he had a previous conviction for battery .![]()

Someone from my infants school has contacted me via Facebook and asked to meet up at the Shrewsbury v Luton game in February 2019. Hope he is still wearing short trousers or I will not recognise him. 50+ years since I last saw him!
Didn't know you owned a school mate
I've completed writing (but mostly ripping off the internet) my ceremony for the wedding. Met with bride and groom again today. Sunday marks one week until I officiate my first wedding. The only problem... I can't roll my R's are she is Latina with an r in her last name and I want to pronounce it correctly. Last two days I've been frantically trying to roll my rs. I can do it sometimes now... But it frequently comes out garbled instead...
Played eleven games of footy this morning; make shift team thrown together this morning... won two, drew seven & lost two. Bagged three goals and two assists, not bad for a defender!
Took the family to the pub this afternoon; extra large mixed grill with a side of BBQ chicken wings followed by hot chocolate fudge cake. Washed down with two points of Peroni.
Just to make the day better, the two eldest are stopping at their aunties tonight and the youngest is already fast on.
Carlsberg don't do Sundays, but if they did...
What the **** is this **** ^I've completed writing (but mostly ripping off the internet) my ceremony for the wedding. Met with bride and groom again today. Sunday marks one week until I officiate my first wedding. The only problem... I can't roll my R's are she is Latina with an r in her last name and I want to pronounce it correctly. Last two days I've been frantically trying to roll my rs. I can do it sometimes now... But it frequently comes out garbled instead...
What the **** is this **** ^
You found the almighty bruv?
It's his cult
He marries them but has first go
If you were scouse you'd have no problemI've completed writing (but mostly ripping off the internet) my ceremony for the wedding. Met with bride and groom again today. Sunday marks one week until I officiate my first wedding. The only problem... I can't roll my R's are she is Latina with an r in her last name and I want to pronounce it correctly. Last two days I've been frantically trying to roll my rs. I can do it sometimes now... But it frequently comes out garbled instead...
He has been yankifiedIf you were scouse you'd have no problem![]()


He's kept his English accent but it's probably a well spoken Cheshire rather than common as muck, grating scouse - with rolling r'sHe has been yankified
Beyond help now![]()

What the **** is this **** ^
You found the almighty bruv?
He's kept his English accent but it's probably a well spoken Cheshire rather than common as muck, grating scouse - with rolling r's![]()
