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Weekend FRED 27 of 52 (I fink)

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by gas, Jul 6, 2018.

  1. gas

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    What's happening guise.

    WHATS HAPPENING

    This backward West Country window licking ***** **** scum BASTARD is basically on the piss all weekend. Pub watching the footie tonight, up tomorrow big brekkie and out for football and ****ing HUGE amounts of Cider.

    Sat eve either getting more pissed celebrating or out smashing up the local Ikea and any Volvos I can find.

    Sunday, church, lunch pub.

    FUUUUUCCCCKKKKIIIIINNNNGGG YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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    I like Sweden.

     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

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    About time too. I've been awake since 5.30 waiting on this thread.

    Football, walking, picnic on the beach, more football, more eating, working a bit etc.
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Do people still go to church, how quaint .
     
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    Church of England M7

    ftp gstq etc etc etc..................
     
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  5. Strange Nipples ST

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    Gas likes to spend his Sundays on his knees in front of an old queen.
     
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  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    BIG WALK THIS WEEKEND

    Chance for me to dust off my granda's old Sash and go into town and see a quintessential display of British staunchness parade the streets of Scotland's biggest city.

    We will be blessed to have cracking weather which means the processions should be well supported by fellow Protestant's enjoying fine ales and the likes.

    GOD BLESS THE QUEEN
     
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    BBQ two marrow night.

    Two night ... Know thing plant ape art Frome watching that whirl coop.

    Sunday eye am built-in decking.
     
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    No BBQ for me this weekend, Patience is thinking of going back into the chefing industry and is making sushi tomorrow for others and me to try, so I will be eating that and drinking beer whilst watching England beat Sweden.

    Fun Friday Fact: Sushi does not mean raw fish like most (stupid) people think, you could have roast chicken in sushi if you wanted. This is because sushi means vinegar rice. ST´s bird with thye horizontal fanny to confirm <ok>
     
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  9. Tina.

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    FRIED CHICKEN YOU MEAN FÛCKER.
     
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  10. Fabulous Fabio

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    Oot shagging cows.
     
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    England vs Sweden on Saturday, obviously. Rest of the weekend is fluid, like Mon's gender HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sorry Mon.

    Lots of outside chores to be done but if the weather stays the same they can wait. Finally got the nod to start the loft conversion so will continue with sorting out everything we cleared out. Only the Christmas decorations are left up there now. I love Christmas me, might do a thread about it.
     
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    We are leaving Saracen Truth Defenders at 9:30 am.

    Posso fleeto
     
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  14. monacoger

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    You really think your granda would approve of you wearing his sash, considering who you married? Treacherous ****.
     
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    Posso fleet posso fleet steal the socks right aff yer feet iirc.
     
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    **** him, he's dead... just like your hero Bobby Sands you square headed rhat bastard.
     
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  17. monacoger

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    I did NOT expect that reply. Good day, sir. Prick.
     
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  18. If in doubt

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    Back in London so night in tonight with the lodger, wine, food, maybe try and get a gammy for cheaper rent. Then Hyde park tomorrow and Sunday for The Cure then Clapton.
     
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    You own a house in London?
     
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  20. If in doubt

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    A flat, not a house.
     
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