Match Day Thread England World Cup thread - ITS NOT COMIN HOME

Oi ...are you nicking my Tweets ?

 

Steve Avery spoke very well about Southgate's character at the CASTrust AGM. It might even stop the sun from turnipping him if Sweden beat England.

 

You will be delighted to hear I found that on the Guardian website

 

Wash your mouth out with soapy water.

 

Two cracking games in prospect today. If Cavani is out it will scupper Uruguay's chances of beating France, and we could s

 

See a return to Uruguay's spoiling tactics, of which they are traditionally the masters. Belgium v Brazil could be game of the tournament.

 

England v Sweden is game of the tournament

 

But Chelsfield Village Fayre is on tomorrow, and I don't know if I can miss it. Last year was good. At the end I only had £3 left, so decided to spend it on the nearest tombola, a charity stall which did not advertise its name. After losing my £3 I asked them which charity they were, and they replied, without so much as a blush "Bickley Conservative Party".

 

I bet Mrs Billy stayed well away from you that evening

 

Welcome to the Party you can go out canvassing for young Master Johnson now

 

So did the cat.

 

I don't know which is more surprising - you donating to the Conservative Party, or you taking £3 out to spend in the first place.

 

Bickley Conservatives- The party which dare not speak its name.

 

No need to with their majorities. I know a couple of them, they don't count their vote, they weigh it

 

You have to admire their fundraising ingenuity, posing as a charity. Soft-hearted old me gave them my spare change too.

 

Did they claim to be a charity? Or was it just the nearest tombola stall?

 

I am sure they will have appreciated that 6p.

 

Even more bad news for Billy... THEY ARE SHOWING THE ENGLAND GAME

This Year's Fair

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The Fair this year is on Saturday 7th July 2018 - gates open at 12 noon and it takes place on Chelsfield Cricket Green BR6 7RN. Adults £3.50 and children under-14 FREE. Includes free programme.


We will be showing the Quarter Final

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Very inconveniently, the England team have decided to be good but not good enough to be playing the second Quarter Final on Saturday. So we will be showing the match on a 65" screen from our luxury TV lounge which will look startlingly like a Gazebo. It will be next to the beer tent (most important) have an area in front set out so that you can watch the match seated, standing, lying face down, on one leg, take your pick.

So, no need to stay away and miss all the music and flying - come along and enjoy the day with us and wave a flag or two!

 

All the other tombola stalls were proper worthy charitable causes. The Bickley Conservatives plonked themselves in the middle without claiming to be anything. Crafty or what?

 

What else do you expect from the Tories.