Calling the old bill ain’t banter mate.![]()
Mark Lawrenson is a ****ing cynical, old, dour and lifeless bastard.
I know this game is ****, but he literally sucks the ****ing life force out of you listening to that miserable monotone voice.
****

Is casual sexism ok by the way?
Asking for a friend, obvs.
Cheers.

For me, it is.

Me and my Chelsea mate totally agree!
We’ve been discussing the twat.
He's such a morose and sardonic old b'tard.
When you listen to Arabic, Spanish and South American commentators, they inject so much passion into the game and sweep the viewer along with their excitement.
Lawrenson though, makes you feel like you're watching a funeral procession.



COME ON, ENGLAND!

Brazil's best players are generally the world's favourites. From Pele and the heroes of that first golden age such as Garrincha and Rivelino, to Falcao, Socrates, Zico and the best team never to win the World Cup in 1982, up to and including Romario, Ronaldo, Rivaldo and Ronaldinho. Brazil's brightest talents have always felt like they belong to all of us.
Anti-heroes were for other nations, those many delight in seeing fail. Argentina great Diego Maradona, for example, faced and still faces ill-will from far beyond the borders of Brazil's neighbours. For the Selecao's number 10s, there has generally only been admiration.
Whoever wins between Belgium v Brwzol tomorrow, Wins the World Cup in my opinion.
Whoever wins between Belgium v Brwzol tomorrow, Wins the World Cup in my opinion.

It's coming home![]()
Why don't you support Cardiff or Swansea then?It’s not and I’ll be glad when it doesn’t, I don’t have to hear that annoying song.