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Ratho - West of Edinbugger

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tiddler, Jul 2, 2018.

  1. Strange Nipples ST

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    ^^^^

    ****'s no' allowed stovies in the old folks home unless it's been put through a blender first.
     
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    The word is "not" you illiterate ****ter.
     
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    Is Curry the same place as Currie?
     
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    Aye, that's the one - Kurrie.

    It was a ****e school obviously.
     
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    Ratho, next to ****TER airport. It's about 5 miles away from Edinburgh but somehow is part of Edinburgh along with Queensferry, Newbridge and other *** havens.

    If Glasgow employed the same logic and claimed not only towns 5 or 6 miles away from the city boundary, the population would be about 2m FFS.

    LGF
     
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    They reckon that by 2030 Edinburgh will overtake Glasgow in terms of population meaning that BBC Teuchter, STV etc. will no longer be able to say "Scotland's biggest city" every time they talk about Glasgow.

    Soon, the only claims to fame Glaswegians will have left is highest crime rate, lowest life expectancy and an misplaced sense of how popular they are.
     
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    Furry tropical regions and nae knickers rule!
     
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    Every time I venture into the city centre it seems there's a new hotel being built - or new student accommodation. Christ knows how it's sustainable.

    Never mind, the fringe starts soon...
     
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    That's just bollocks though. I read Edinburgh Council is hoping to have a 700,000 pop by 2070. Glasgow has reversed it's population decline by bringing in darkies and shoving them up high rises.

    Edinburgh is a novelty city whereas Glasgow is practical and workable.

    LBGT
     
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    Yeee-up; plenty of three and four star dosshouses opening up around the east end of Princes Street and down towards the London Road roundabout. There is student accommodation sprouting up in Leith Street/Leith Walk; locals not too chuffed so expect some arson!

    I wonder if Henning Wehn is doing his usual August stint in Edinburgh this year.
     
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    Auld Reekie's 'Poles' will ensure that the Capital's population goes through the roof within a f****n' decade!

    AL3.jpg
     
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    Edinburgh City is twice the land mass of Glasgow.

    If Glasgow was the same area size as Edinburgh, we'd be at nearly 2m people.

    WEST IS BEST FOLKS
     
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    I think you'd be hard-pressed to describe half of them as 'human'.
     
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    OMG this is SOOOoooo ****roversial!!

    You are an interloper, banished from Ayrshire for being a gay ***** and took residence in the *** capital of the UK.

    The only blight on Glasgow is the Irish club and its fans - anarchists and ne'er-do-wells hell bent on damaging their host country for the gain of the occupied island.

    THEY WILL NOT SUCCEED.

    SCOTLAND WILL STAND BRAVE.
     
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    Just in case you were wondering why huns are a dying breed...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    From left to right; nope, nope, Wid, Wid and possibly!
     
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    Why?
     
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    That look when you realise you're the closest thing to a decent looking burd in the Orange Order and you're going to get hit on by 500 obese, ugly, drunken huns later on

    <terrorinhereyes>
     
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    Would enter every orifice in her Calvinist body; God Save the f****n' Queen!
     
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