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Match Day Thread World Cup Watch

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by LuisDiazgamechanger, Oct 8, 2017.

  1. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Prestige?
     
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  2. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Apart from disliking the lad for the ****ty way he treated LFC in the build up to his move to City I never really had much time for him when he was with us, most of the time he was like a headless chicken, falling over constantly and never had great ball control.
    Just read him bleating about his treatment by the press because of his lifestyle, I'd definitely have had more respect for him he'd been honest about his behaviour since turning pro but he went for the sad violin backed version, bought his mum a house, ate of of vending machines as a kid blah blah blah.

    What about addressing his bubbly bubbly pipe use(even after getting caught and warned against I by the club)or maybe when he assaulted his then girlfriend, he's been getting slagged off by the press for his woeful performances for England at the World Cup not about his lifestyle, but he sure knows how to twist it into a "why me, I'm a good guy" story.

    Raheem Sterling says criticism of his lifestyle is 'unbelievable'

    http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ys-criticism-of-his-lifestyle-is-unbelievable
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Gnagsta ****a <ok>
     
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  4. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Same here FSG.

    When we had sterling suarez and sturridge it was obvious without suarez the other 2 wasn't as good as they thought they are.

    He was a good player for us but we have already replaced him for better in my opinion.
     
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  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Totally agree, we've got better players(Suarez apart)than from that era these days, so **** him.:emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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    I’d love to see Brazil get raped here but I think it’s the Costa Ricans that’ll be analy sore after this game.
     
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  7. RogerisontheHunt

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    See my previous post about Brazilian porn and its focus on the anus.

    #Braziliansliketofuckass
     
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    He's a decent player, but nowhere near the worldie he seems to think he is, and appears to have thought so since he was a kid.
    He's not alone in the delusions of grandeur department though, there's a lot of it about. Star treatment, ridiculous amounts of money, any number of women crawling all over them, it's bound to turn many a young head.


    I'm not envious, btw.
     
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    That might also explain why the Germans were piss.
     
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    Just imagining that Uruguayan porn is really dull then
     
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    Portugese porn is one guy ****ing himself.
     
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    British porn is a man phucking a woman, but the woman is more masculine than the man.
     
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    Canadian porn is a Mountie in a gay club.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That sounds pretty German actually. <laugh>


    Scottish porn is some drunk guy passing out and his mates steal all his money and piss on him whilst he sleeps.
     
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    English is clearly, you think its going to be good but is just a massive let down.
     
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    French porn, the man fumbles taking the woman's bra off so gives up and eats some cheese instead.
     
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    Portuguese porn involves just one man and he's staring at his own reflection winking whilst sticking a dildo up his own arse.
     
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    Argentinian porn also involves just one man, but he is prematurely ejected.
     
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    NI porn: Two people ****ing in berets and balaclavas....
     
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    ROI porn: Two people ****ing...one is a priest the other isn't tall enough to come into shot.
     
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