We all wish you'd take the second option.
Now I know, you know that’s not true pal!Haven't heard from Masky so the fence must have won.
Bloody hell Sparkey, I just about pissed myself when I read this!!!!Bit of a panic for Masky on the weekend apparently. Nasty incident when Doris was choking with some nuts stuck in her throat and she needed the Heimlich manouevre. Unfortunately Masky couldn't get behind her because they were his.
At considerable risk to himself, Masky threw himself backwards to dislodge the blockage. He was later quoted as saying "thank God she'd taken her teeth out or it could have been much worse".
Bloody hell Sparkey, I just about pissed myself when I read this!!!!

Haven't heard from Masky so the fence must have won.
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Bloody hell Sparkey, I just about pissed myself when I read this!!!!
Sparkey’s lost It!
This forum’s dodgy all round....strange Wannk!