Transfer Rumours Gareth Bale

I don't actually bookmark anything mate, I only say it to wind you up. Been working a treat for years now

 

Of course, Pix.

We can all make up **** like that.

I rubbed sun oil into Halle Berry’s back on Copa Cabana Beach, back in the 90s. She wanted to “take it back” to her hotel room, but I was already with a couple of chicks, mate.

 

So will PNP no doubt, as he always finds all my brave/stupid/WUM ones so that he can quote them at a later date in an out of context way (my defence and I’m sticking to it m’lud)

 

Yeah we could, but you are renowned for bullshit. So nobody believes the crap you come out with.

Sorry mate, nothing personal

 

I believe that story, but others may ask for some clarification - Irish Mirror any one

 

I’ve got her signed thong somewhere. It’s a bit crispy after all these years, but I’ll post a shot, if I can find it.

 

HIAG is very insecure about my trips abroad. Just because he faked his overseas trip, he thinks other people do the same. Daft **** thinks I've been posting google images of Canada for the last month

 

If I had her used thong I would know exactly where to find it !

Have you made it crispy? I thought you preferred to use a sock to shoot in to (an item of foot apparel, not a bogus online account) as per previous fess up

 

This ... it's all about Ronaldo yet It's Bale's goals that have now landed Real the trophy twice... can't blame him for a little "ave some of that ya fcukers"

 

I go away on holiday 6 times a year and Hiag never doubts the validity of them, so what have you done to throw the balance of his rationale

 

7 years of wumming the **** out of him has taken its toll. He cannot accept that I go to California fairly regularly and have just spent May in Canada
I can only put it down to the fact that the truth would destroy him

 

Of course you have, Pix.

 

See what I mean ?

 

Perhaps we should all take it easy on him, and just “like” all his posts instead of responding to them, as he can’t seem to handle never having seen his team win anything - a condition known as trophyvirginitus.
Lets all pity him.
#hiagisavictim

 

You lot put out death threats if anyone says anything about your club FFS. I hear a lot about Liverpool fans being entitled. Newcastle wrote the frigging book.

 

He's as likely to return to Spurs as U2 announcing that you will be replacing Edge on their next world tour and will be known as Bevelled End .(or a shortened version)...

 

Bevelled End lol

 

Bale leaving Saints doesn't rattle me at all. We were in the Championship, and when he left he went about it in the right way.

He could have gone to Spurs in January, but stayed til the end of the season to help our promotion campaign (we ended up getting knocked out of the play offs by a truly **** Derby side, but them's the breaks).

 

Settling up early cos we were skint n taking Tommy Forecast still irks me a bit though.