Toby Alderweireld

@brb please sort Matth out.

He's wumming me, again, mate.

 

I’m not wumming you at all.

 

I like Matth

I probably like you to

In fact i like every knut on here...on a good day.

 

I was only wumming Matth, anyway, mate.

 

It’s not happening @Matth_2014, sorry

 

@Matth_2014 already knows that.

 

Gonna be ****ing funny if he does, after you proclaiming it will 'never happen'

 

Of all the Spurs players we have been linked with over the last 3 years Toby is the only one I would be happy for us to sign, if he remains fit.

 

So, Pix, do you think:-

(a) HIAG was being deadly serious; or
(b) HIAG was wumming the **** out of Matth?

Think carefully before giving your answer, yeah?

 

Calm down mate. I'm just here to take the piss out of you if Alderwiereld joins Utd.

No need to flounce off just yet

 

Look, you've been hiding under your mum's stairs for the past couple of weeks, so I can forgive you for missing my various posts on this subject.

Let me summarise my position.

• If we sell Alderwiereld, it will be because Poch feels as though we can do the job without him.
• Levy's preferred option will be for him to go abroad, even to the point where he'd be prepared to take less for him
• If United are prepared to offer silly money (£75 million has been suggested by The Mirror), we'd be silly to turn it down, as I think we could use that money to make ourselves stronger, without giving up any ground to United.

So, in short, Toby will go to United (a) only if no European club is prepared to offer us £30m, and (b) United pay silly money for him.

I'm not bothered with either outcome, as I believe that we'll finish above United, next season, regardless as to whether he stays or goes to United.

 

^^^ rattled

5 mins off a plane from Vancouver and already I've got you writing an essay about how Alderwiereld won't join Utd

 

HIAG, no offence mate but didn't you promise you were going to some other forum a few weeks ago? I'm not saying I want you to leave by the way, just wonder why you keep lying.

 

Did I miss another HIAG flounce off ?

 

Nah it was during doxx-gate, he started flapping about how he was going elsewhere and now he's acting as if this is his favourite place again.

It's just very homosexual to flap so hard and cry so much then pretend nowt happened.

 

Sure. I believe you, mate.

 

You do try so hard to wind me us, Tezza! I admire you for that.

However, you're not in Matth's league, mate.

 

That's HIAG though, he's insecure attention seeker.

I've lost count of the number of times he's humiliated himself on here. If you make a **** of yourself that many times, you must become immune to it in the end.

 

I had plenty of offers, Tel. Believe me.

I wasn't wumming then, and I'm not wumming now. I've left all that **** behind me, mate.

 

I would never try to wind you up lad, your behaviour when you're rattled is unbearably gay.