Smoking

Look at this way Tel, when a lot of people's little kids grow up to be old and suffer with demntia, which is on the rise, they will at least lose their marbles and piss themselves with the dignity of knowing they never smoked. Normally they remember things from the past, so they will still remember their good ole daddy lumping that smoker outside the supermarket, that blew smoke in their face.

 

For every *** they have, they should forfeit a limb.

 

I was fitter when I smoked

 

Smoking booths should be introduced a sort of phone box style thing where they have to put 10p in the slot to get in and then they smoke inside so as not to bother the rest of normal society.

 

Homosexuals?

 

Matth be like...

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Here's a novel idea

Instead of washing money on ad campaigns and enforcing fines etc they should spend the money on making cigarettes safer

And no not ****y vaping

 

Stop bullying him ffs

And that would be bisexuals

 

And here is your first patient:

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How would that work?
You are breathing in Carbon Monoxide (aka smoke), which is poisonous by definition.
That is exactly why Vaping was invented, so you could get the nicotine hit from smoking, without the chemicals and monoxide **** that comes from smoke.

 

Maybe we could find a place in the dessert and give smokers their own nation I'm sure the neighbours wont mind, what could go wrong?

 

Any holes a goal

 

Am I very lucky that the pic failed (I'm in work)?

 

Its a picture of HIAG in drag

 

Fitter or slimmer?

 

Don't know

But that's why it needs investment ffs

 

Both in all honesty

I actually became fatter and less fit as a direct result of quitting

 

We already got China.

Isn't it a crime not to smoke there?

 

She'll appreciate what I did for her no doubt. By that time smokers will be being burned alive on a pyre so it'll look like I was being kind if anything.

 

Loads of people do.