Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Wow you're edgy today.

 

Shut up dickhead

 

I’m not that stupid, Ben.

 

Ouch!

Mr Glitter is rattled.

 

Sums your life up mate, lack of commitment.

 

Wow! What a tirade of abuse.
I’m claiming rattled to **** ****ery on that one.
Whilst you come to grips with the parts of your faith that suits your agenda try eating something before you have a coronary.

 

Bacon sarnie anyone?

 

Being Starvin Marvin doesn’t seem to agree with the soft lad but he and the other knuckle dragging simian have been edgy since Chelsea became the Daddies of London again.

I might suggest he partakes in some imam friendly weed to take his mind off the hunger pangs.

 

Just had some Ranch style pork n beans with crusty bread...Lush.

 

Had a bacon sarnie this morning, first time in ages. Awesome. Off out for a beer and a steak later.

 

Pork steak?

 

No mate, beef sirloin, well done.

 

I was licking my lips until I read ‘well done’ but choice is with the buyer.

 

True mate. I know people who have it with blood running out of it. Not for me I'm afraid.

 

Racism is something I find distasteful.

 

And religious intolerance.

 

And?