Match Day Thread FA Cup Final Chelsea Vs Man Utd

[Diego]

lol nice try!
But if a United player shot at goal and one of our "9 men" blocked it, it would still count as a shot on target, doofus

I used to think that, it really doesn't. Blocked shots don't count as on target

Trust me, it's true

 

[Blueman]

You are total ****. Just not as totally **** as the other **** team.

It was a **** final with 2 **** teams and 2 **** boring managers. Glad one of the **** managers is going to a ****ter league with an even more **** team.

[HASHTAG]#gottheshits[/HASHTAG]

To someone who said they should just give the cup to United, Have it you ****.

 

[Blueman]

Well done to Chelsea on qualifying for the Europa league twice in one season

Well deserved.

And picking up more silverware. Trophies?

 

[NSIS]

You are total ****. Just not as totally **** as the other **** team.

It was a **** final with 2 **** teams and 2 **** boring managers. Glad one of the **** managers is going to a ****ter league with an even more **** team.

[HASHTAG]#gottheshits[/HASHTAG]

Conte parked a bigger bus than Mourinho.

 

[Matth_2014]

Has Matth turned up yet?

I’m here, Why.

 

[Matth_2014]

@Matth_2014 did you enjoy the game?

How about the world class missed header at the end?

Oh look, Skywanker is out in force, The last time Liverpool won the league, I wasn’t born.

 

[Matth_2014]

Oof! That’s colder than the other side of the pillow!

Not as cold as your username.

 

[Blueman]

Conte parked a bigger bus than Mourinho.

The butt hurt on here is unbelievable.

 

[Blueman]

Oh look, Skywanker is out in force, The last time Liverpool won the league, I wasn’t born.

Headshot from Matth.

 

[Tobes]

Oh look, Skywanker is out in force, The last time Liverpool won the league, I wasn’t born.

Booooommmm!

Sky gets torched by an epic [HASHTAG]#matthburn[/HASHTAG]

 

[Tobes]

The bitterness by the Spuds, RS and Gooners in here is ****ing tragic btw.

 

[NSIS]

The butt hurt on here is unbelievable.

Wrong.

I genuinely couldn’t give a toss who won. But first half was a mega bore and the second was all about Utd trying to find a way around your 8-9 man defense.

Second half was better, but not exactly a memorable game.

 

[Blueman]

The bitterness by the Spuds, RS and Gooners in here is ****ing tragic btw.

It is mate. They were so ready to bash us over this and it has back fired big style.

 

[Matth_2014]

The bitterness by the Spuds, RS and Gooners in here is ****ing tragic btw.

Arsenal fans are in no position to take the piss out of us, They’re getting Arteta as manager and are in the Europa league next season as well.

 

[Blueman]

Wrong.

I genuinely couldn’t give a toss who won. But first half was a mega bore and the second was all about Utd trying to find a way around your 8-9 man defense.

Second half was better, but not exactly a memorable game.

It's very memorable for me. The history books will say that we won the FA Cup, not how we won it.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Arsenal fans are in no position to take the piss out of us, They’re getting Arteta as manager and are in the Europa league next season as well.

Probably preferable to having Mourinho as manager again.

 

[Skylarker]

To someone who said they should just give the cup to United, Have it you ****.

Did I say that?

****ing stupid if I did

 

[Blueman]

Did I say that?

****ing stupid if I did

Tbf mate, you also wanted us to win.

 

[Skylarker]

Oh look, Skywanker is out in force, The last time Liverpool won the league, I wasn’t born.

No need for the abuse mate. Thought we were friends?

Pogba's header though. He was probably worried that his trim would get ruined for the instagram pics

 

[Skylarker]

Tbf mate, you also wanted us to win.

I wanted you both to lose. Did the calculations and realised that can't happen