Wtf? I’m reading on Twitter that we are in discussions with Claudio Ranieri to take over as manager next season?
Completely untrue. We are actually considering appointing him as Getting Away With Elbowing Opponents In The Penalty Area Coach...
I hope this isn’t true. What with the amount of hardcore piss-taking that I have subjected our resident rabid foxes to, I will never live it down.
I REALLY hope this is bollocks. If it's not, it explains the half-arsed performances by our squad of late.
If we let Poch leave, and bring in a clown like Ranieri, expect every single one of our decent players to leave.
Apparently Ranieri has persuaded Messi, Neymar and Kroos to join Spurs for salaries of only 79k per week, dependent on results. An ITK told me
That's even more bollocks than the already hefty bollocks of the original article. Ranieri has no history of being a DoF, so he'd be as well-suited to that role as Boris Johnson is to anything that involves positions of responsibility or speaking in public.